virgin-burner 1 #1 July 30, 2008 when you put on your rig, does adjusting your balls and dick take at least as long as adjusting everything else? i feel this to be really annoying, having to almost unstrip myself to get things in order. i mean, after all, a ball-under is much worse than a linve-over, isnt it!? its a curse being well-hung! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chuckakers 426 #2 July 30, 2008 Wearing loose fitting shorts makes things a bit easier to situate. Chuck Akers D-10855 Houston, TX Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
klingeme 1 #3 July 30, 2008 It is worth the time to do the adjustment. Take this from someone who has caught one of my boys in between my leg and the legstrap. This is something you will only do once. Take your time to make the necessary "adjustments". Mark Klingelhofer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 918 #4 July 30, 2008 It sucks wearing a weight belt cause after I gotta pass the zipper of my jumpsuit behind the belt to get by hand in there and get thing outta the way. I've never had a line over, but I can imagine it's any less stressful than a nut-under.I got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #5 July 30, 2008 i always felt that the thongs were not the perfect solution.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #6 July 30, 2008 Huh?!?! I thought thats what the straps were for? All this time i've been pulling my right nut under my right strap til it comes out the other side, my left one under the left strap and tucking my cock into my chest strap to keep it all in check. Now im embarrassed. look at me look at me, im trying to tell the world im huge 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #7 July 30, 2008 i always do those adjustments, always, always, always.. just, looks a little pervy, as i get everything out from under there. and as it can get busy at the dropzone, its sometimes not so easy to turn away from 'um ladies. but does kinda feel good too, "exposing" yourself to the gurls, even with a reason.. dang, if you happen to have a hard opening, they'll amputate one of your balls off.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #8 July 30, 2008 you too!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #9 July 30, 2008 I know i know, the worst is if you dont do you leg straps up and on deployment i slip down and almost give myself a blow job.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #10 July 30, 2008 maybe they should equip men's jumpsuits with a codpiece, just to keep everything in one place. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #11 July 30, 2008 Quote maybe they should equip men's jumpsuits with a codpiece, just to keep everything in one place. there are a pair of underwear called the SHELF that does just that designed for those whose sport require sit harnesses. I guy amentioned them here some time agoYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Glitch 0 #12 July 30, 2008 This is not a mens only problem.... I distinctely remember catching a lass 'adjusting' herself while gearing up one day. When she caught me looking, I asked her if she was having issues. With a gleam in her eye she said something to the effect that it hurts like hell when her hardware catches, thus the adjustments. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #13 July 30, 2008 I just adjust things for comfort when putting the rig on. I fix emergent ball-under type problems while tracking. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raftman 12 #14 July 30, 2008 Geez, guys! Were none of you assholes jocks in school? Go down to the sporting goods store and buy yourself a jock strap. I rarely jump without one. No worries about the fellas that way. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #15 July 30, 2008 It's my dick so I'll take just as long as I need to adjust it. So I'll thank you to mind your own business and let me alone for a few moments .....Thanks (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #16 July 30, 2008 It only takes a second or two to clear my junk.I didn't know to do this on my first jump. It was a really long 3 minutes under canopy in that old gutter gear with no padding. I'm kind of surprised I ever made a second jump after that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #17 July 30, 2008 apparently, i got that hardware-problem too.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #18 July 30, 2008 Must be an age think - I like to take a little longer (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #19 July 30, 2008 if i take a minute too much, i might not want to stop.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jsaxton 0 #20 July 30, 2008 Wear a jock strap, problem solved! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #21 July 30, 2008 [need mental floss] (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #22 July 30, 2008 You need to be *spanked!* _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #23 July 30, 2008 Gosh..... where do I start the queue? (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #24 July 30, 2008 you volunteering!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #25 July 30, 2008 Quote Quote maybe they should equip men's jumpsuits with a codpiece, just to keep everything in one place. there are a pair of underwear called the SHELF that does just that designed for those whose sport require sit harnesses. I guy amentioned them here some time ago Googling turns up "Trophy Shelf" underwear. As for the "sport require sit harnesses", well here is a link to a gay store, so I guess you could say "their sport requires sit harnesses": http://www.10percent.com/shopping_cart/products/index.cfm?product_id=104266 All the links I turned up indicate the purpose is cosmetic. I'm thinking "The Todd" most likely has a few pairs of these."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
