happythoughts 0 #1 July 30, 2008 Yahoo News has exposed another natural hazard. Exploding Deer The video mentions the billions of dollars that the Exploding Deer have caused. Some of the video even shows them attacking cars. This is what happens when things get out of hand. Now, we have the Exploding Deer population problem. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #2 July 30, 2008 Quote Yahoo News has exposed another natural hazard. Exploding Deer The video mentions the billions of dollars that the Exploding Deer have caused. Some of the video even shows them attacking cars. This is what happens when things get out of hand. Now, we have the Exploding Deer population problem. Damn, I missed lunch . . . I'm in need of some venison now. Oh and Bob Barker can kiss my ass.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 130 #3 July 31, 2008 former wildlife biologist for hire for game management - cheapGive one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #4 July 31, 2008 There is an old joke that goes: "I was hunting in Africa and shot a lion in my pajamas." "What was a lion doing in your pajamas?" Along these lines... Todays headlines- bear "Man hits bear on motorcycle" Now, I ask you... what was that bear doing on the motorcycle? Are there helmet laws in Vermont? Will the helmet cover the little bear ears? And... why did that man strike the bear? Isn't there enough violence in the world? It's just a disturbing news day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #5 July 31, 2008 Quote"Man hits bear on motorcycle" Well, the bears in VT must have more disposable income, because here in CO, people only collide with bears on bicycles: http://www.rockymountainnews.com/news/2008/jun/26/bicyclist-going-45-mph-hits-bear-boulder-county/ Getting back to the deer problem, watch what happens at 1:45 in this video shot on Lookout Mountain just West of Golden: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUxkJA3HkNk"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #6 July 31, 2008 Quote Quote "Man hits bear on motorcycle" Well, the bears in VT must have more disposable income, because here in CO, people only collide with bears on bicycles: http://www.rockymountainnews.com/news/2008/jun/26/bicyclist-going-45-mph-hits-bear-boulder-county/ From the bottom of the article: "The bear ran away after the accident when a deer appeared." You see? Even the bears fear the exploding deer population. The deer are arrogant also. Last week, I was rollerblading and a deer stepped onto the skatepath and just stood there looking at me. I missed him by about 3 feet. Good thing for him, Florida deer aren't known for their size. I had a good 60 lbs on him. I could of taken him down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #7 July 31, 2008 Quote Quote Quote "Man hits bear on motorcycle" Well, the bears in VT must have more disposable income, because here in CO, people only collide with bears on bicycles: http://www.rockymountainnews.com/news/2008/jun/26/bicyclist-going-45-mph-hits-bear-boulder-county/ From the bottom of the article: "The bear ran away after the accident when a deer appeared." You see? Even the bears fear the exploding deer population. The deer are arrogant also. Last week, I was rollerblading and a deer stepped onto the skatepath and just stood there looking at me. I missed him by about 3 feet. Good thing for him, Florida deer aren't known for their size. I had a good 60 lbs on him. I could of taken him down. You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #8 July 31, 2008 Quote I missed him by about 3 feet. Good thing for him, Florida deer aren't known for their size. I had a good 60 lbs on him. I could of taken him down. I just had a mental image of Happythoughts starring in this story: http://www.gunandgame.com/forums/humor-forum/35982-how-rope-deer.html "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #9 July 31, 2008 Deer roping is dangerous. You have to practice a little before getting into extreme sports. NSFW Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #10 July 31, 2008 Quote Deer roping is dangerous. You have to practice a little before getting into extreme sports. NSFW Damn! That beats the hell out of Rollerball!Do you get to keep what you catch, or is it catch-and-release?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #11 July 31, 2008 Quote Quote Deer roping is dangerous. You have to practice a little before getting into extreme sports. NSFW Damn! That beats the hell out of Rollerball!Do you get to keep what you catch, or is it catch-and-release? I'm definitely a catch-and-release sportsman now. I tried to domesticate one for a few years. That was a mistake. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
