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Andy_Copland

I apparently have a tannin stained arse

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You are an awesome, but unfortunately British bastard who shits tea residue.



I actually almost choked when i opened this PM.

I have been called many things but i think a British bastard who shits tea residue is a first :D
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People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

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I was too eh-skeered to open the thread, the 1st three times I saw it.
But curiosity & temptation are mean persistant little co-joined F*ckers, That don't understand the word NO. and so I caved. [:/]
I 1st thought hmm, prevention. Where is the mental bleach?
Judging from the thread title, I feared you were going to tell us, you recently took up the art of homemade wine making, the old-fashioned way.
But misread the directions as: Begin by crushing the freshly harvested grapes, with your 'SEAT' instead of feet. Which I saw as the MOST disturbing image possible, or so I feared. :o
I was wrong. It is the 2nd most disturbing possible image, judging from the title.
You win. :o:o:o
This is the 1st AND last time I ever open a thread by you. Shellshock has taken it's toll. Now if you'll excuse me I need to purchase more mental bleach, sicko. :P:S:S:S:P
But I dothank you and god you didn't post pics. :D

It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

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I've already posted my arse on threads. :)


Soooooo.......................
where are the links?:$:$:)
Its hard being pure & untwisted, living in a forum full of Pervdomites®™ >:(
It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

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NOT BAD! ;)
CUTE IN FACT!
but I'll still NEVER be able to drink another cup of tea as long as I live! After the original post.
interesting variety....
Earle Grey?
Chamomille?
Nope!
British Arse! :o
It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

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