guppie01 0 #1 August 5, 2008 g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 August 5, 2008 "Where oh where can I buy an asshat?"--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #3 August 5, 2008 After their offspring starting looking like this, turtles were banned from having sex in front of a mirror. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #4 August 5, 2008 Turtle - "I'm a shithead." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #5 August 5, 2008 Ah the miricles of radiation....Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #6 August 5, 2008 Two Q's: 1. Which way does the digestive system flow? 2. Which end posts here?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orchid 0 #7 August 5, 2008 Oh honey....I told you to stop smoking crack, look at our baby....2 headed turtle: boobies "Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #8 August 5, 2008 Quote 2. Which end posts here? Depends on the day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #9 August 5, 2008 "Not only am I the ass end of my hemraphroditic brother, they still keep calling me a turtle. I'm not a turtle! I'M A TERRAPIN! A TERRAPIN!!!" My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #10 August 5, 2008 Quote Quote 2. Which end posts here? Depends on the day. . . . and what he's drinking.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leapinglizardto 0 #11 August 5, 2008 Must you constantly ride my ass, until I reach the point where, I don't know if I'm coming or going anymore? It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #12 August 5, 2008 After advertising for months without hiring anyone, Clint finally decided to promote from within. Question is, how's that OTB^5 gonna work? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #13 August 5, 2008 Quote After advertising for months without hiring anyone, Clint finally decided to promote from within. Question is, how's that OTB^5 gonna work? Blues, Dave I haven't quite figured that one out yet.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites