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Where are all the SKYDIVERS???

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...now I've got that damn Huey Lewis song 'Happy to be Stuck With You' in my head, thanks a lot.
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Well Jaye,

Don't worry, be happy...

weeee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee...


Bwaaahhaaaa baaaahaaahaaaaa:D:D:D





Try this one -

Sun-shiiiiiiiiiiinee day . . . takin' those . . . caaaaaaaaaares a-way . . . .
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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HOLY SHIT.. I didnt know you only had 10 jumps... DUDE......GO jump...it will help.. really.
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I'm not sure what you mean by that .......... Have you seen his AFP videos too? [Tongue]

Sorry Warped, couldn't resisit ............ I'd love to see you get back in the air as long as your knees can handle the landings.



Warped is the perfect example here. He may not jump anymore (well hopefully it's temporary), but at least you and i know he's "real" not just some wannabe looking for attention on the internet.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

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There does seem to be an increase in the percentage of "prior" jumpers, but I don't generally care...some of them are quite cogent, or at least entertaining. My favorite was someone with two jumps telling me how I'm a ridiculously unsafe instructor. :$:ph34r:

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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I'll be jumping as soon as I fined gainful employment; have been working my ass off to get that accomplished - and am even on the verge of going back to school on August 25th, if that's what it takes. It's not a question of will or desire, if I had ANY money coming in I would of been at least working on my A license. Thank you very much! It's not a question of will, desire or time at all

And for the record - plenty of people know me at the local DZ's; for that matter...you know me... :P

Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself -

"from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of

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And for the record - plenty of people know me at the local DZ's



Yeah, you look kinda familiar:D

you did seem to kinda disappear without even saying goodbye last time you were at the dz.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

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And for the record - plenty of people know me at the local DZ's



Yeah, you look kinda familiar:D

you did seem to kinda disappear without even saying goodbye last time you were at the dz.


Hun, I was standing right over you while you and a friend (kinda looked like Val, but I know it wasn't her) were laying on those huge mattress-like thingies in the hanger talking - trying to get your attention to say bye before I left. I didn't want to bother ya or intrude...so I just left. No worries, I'll be back soon. ;)
Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself -

"from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of

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I am just a figment of everyones lurid imaginations...

But----but---but...what about this famous "hug" I keep hearing about?
Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself -

"from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of

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My medical problems are really starting to cause problems.



You have no idea....

When I say I am old and decrepit.....you can take that as gospel[:/]

I am only forstalling the inevitable.



The only thing that really helps me are the endorphins.....and being in the sky....and who knows how much longer I can do that.

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Warped is the perfect example here. He may not jump anymore (well hopefully it's temporary), but at least you and i know he's "real" not just some wannabe looking for attention on the internet.

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Great now the truth is out, and people are banging on their therapists doors!B|


:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

That's right, their nightmares are real!B|

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ANYTHING over a handful of tandems and some tunnel time? Claiming a home dz where SOMEONE actually knows you???

or just damn good jello shots!:D




mmmmmmm jello shots :D:D
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" Cant keep a good woman down "
Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

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Let me see if I have this correctly: So the philosophy here is this: That skydiving newbies & wannabes (the people that common sense depicts could & would benefit from a skydiving website the Most should not be allowed access to the site, or should be limited to the Introductions page. cause heaven knows if anything is going to enhance one's ability to get to know the sport, the vibe from remote dzs & the people in it from A-Z it would be repeatedly be entering the post Hi I'm so & so I just started skydiving Iike skydiving.. WOW that's F*cking Brilliant! And Hey while we at it, we should prevent anyone studying, anything let's use medicine for example from accessing any research or related information on the subject at all until they are already experts on the subject & have perfomed numerous life saving treatment BEFORE they are allowed unlimited access to information & others people in the field.

F*CKING ~ BRILLIANT

Everyone that agrees should me nominated for a Nobel prize. (Um you do realize, the www. in the url address stands for

WORLD WIDE WEB

No?

:S:S This thread may likely lock in 5...4...3...2...
It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

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