Being evil with fireworks

[auburnguy 0]

I am going to the lake this weekend for a bachelor party and am taking a bunch of fireworks, I need some new ideas about mischievous applications for these firecrackers/ bottle rockets/ roman candles/ mortar rounds.
One of the sets of firecrackers is definitely going in someones bed below the sheets to wake them up. More ideas and stories are welcome and encouraged.

"If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way."
- Homer Simpson

[jcd11235 0]

Quote

I am going to the lake this weekend for a bachelor party and am taking a bunch of fireworks, I need some new ideas about mischievous applications for these firecrackers/ bottle rockets/ roman candles/ mortar rounds.
One of the sets of firecrackers is definitely going in someones bed below the sheets to wake them up. More ideas and stories are welcome and encouraged.

Surprisingly enough, some people might fail to see the humor in being awoken from their slumber to small explosions, third degree burns and burning beds.

Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials!

[1969912 0]

Search for my post here on July 4 or 5 2008 for an idea. But don't do it!

"Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ."
-NickDG

[Mr.Bill 0]

I once put a bunch of pigeons between the screen door and the wooden door, rang the doorbell and lit the cherry bomb. The person gets up to answer the door bell, the cherry bomb goes off, which scares the hell out of the pigeons, he opens the wooden door and has a bunch of scared shit less pigeons flopping around his living room. Don't ask me how to get scared pigeons out of your living room as I don't know.

[auburnguy 0]

Quote

Surprisingly enough, some people might fail to see the humor in being awoken from their slumber to small explosions, third degree burns and burning beds.

Don't be such a pussy

"If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way."
- Homer Simpson

[cocheese 0]

Don't be that guy.

[vortexring 0]

Get the loudest and most powerful Banger/Thunderflash you have. Fill a bin full of ice and ice cold water. Put struck thunderflash under sleeping victims bed. On detonation, as victim leaps up, simultaneously pour bin full of ice cold water onto victim. Stand back and enjoy the resulting heart failure.

'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'

[cocheese 0]

Just wondering if anyone here has got their ass beat or have beaten ass for dumb pranks.

I have taught a few people some manners in my time.

[vortexring 0]

I know a lad who received a 'shoeing' from a very irrate farmer after shooting his prize bull in the nuts with an air rifle.

The same lad was almost lynched by the elderly ladies and gentlemen of the local bowling green. He'd built (as a 13 year old), an OP which looked down onto the green, where he spent a summer shooting people in the ass as they bent down to roll their bowl.

'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'

[shropshire 0]

Do you see this 'lad' every morning when you shave?

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[millertime24 8]

You could do what they did on Jackass. Get half of a 55 gal steel drum, fill it about half way with firecrackers/ m80's/ whatever goes boom, roll drum into or in close proximity to victims sleeping area and watch the fun. BTW, it takes a LONG time for 25 gal of firecrackers to go off.

Muff #5048

[vortexring 0]

No mate. I see him the odd time when I go 'home' though.

'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'

[shropshire 0]

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome