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BillyVance

Newest Harley models are out

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You know, the picture of the bike for men reminded me of that short story I saw on TV many years ago, maybe on Showtime? I don't remember the name of the show but if I had to guess, it would have fit in with something out of the Twilight Zone. Some dude got to ride a special motorcycle that came to life in the form of a sexy woman that he had sex with while riding her on the roads. The catch was, if he strayed and had sex with some other woman, the female-cycle would know it when he took her out for the next ride. She made him crash. Real creepy. :D

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Not even funny. I ride and so do many of my female friends. Our harleys have 2 wheels like your male verson. Most men are intimidated by women who have harleys. Do you do your own vacuuming Billy?



Chill, girl, this is the bonfire. I'm known for posting jokes. ;)
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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One of my riding friends several yrs ago gave his wife a broom with a kick start attatched to it. Everybody at the party thought it was funny except her. They're divorced now. Some people have no sense of ha ha.


I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

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You are going to hell Billy. :D:D:D

(Some women just can't take a joke, or, some women take it better. ;) )



And some take it just like they are supposed to.:D
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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Not even funny. I ride and so do many of my female friends. Our harleys have 2 wheels like your male verson. Most men are intimidated by women who have harleys. Do you do your own vacuuming Billy?



And many of us are more proficient on our bikes than the boys we ride with. But it was still funny. I think I'll give the girl that cleans my house the girlie model for her birthday...lol...since I DON'T do my own vacuuming. I'll keep the big one for myself.

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Not even funny. I ride and so do many of my female friends. Our harleys have 2 wheels like your male verson. Most men are intimidated by women who have harleys. Do you do your own vacuuming Billy?



Wow, for a second there I thought you were my ex wife.

So, who's ex-wife are you?
You are only as strong as the prey you devour

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don't like the springer softails either?
:ph34r:

Hate Springers :ph34r:

Nice Dynaglide, with aftermarket brakes and front endB|
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
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How's yours doing?

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can't stand the dynas....crappy weak frame with a terrible ride...

have you peeped the new frames for the baggers this year???
looks like the FXR frame with an improved swingarm..should keep the girlies happy.;)

no havent seen them up close. I'll be heading to DAYTONA -land thingy in January anbd checking out the "WORLD LARGETS HARLEY SHOP"
:ph34r:
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should keep the girlies happy.;)



Why? Do they come with a viberider as standard equipment for the girls? :)
most harleys do:ph34r::ph34r: well at least up until the rubbermounts:ph34r:
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should keep the girlies happy.;)



Why? Do they come with a viberider as standard equipment for the girls? :)
most harleys do:ph34r::ph34r: well at least up until the rubbermounts:ph34r:


Yeah, that was the point behind the post... :P
Mike
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just don't buy the "B" model motors...[:/]


funny...a judge friend of mine has an aligator skin seat...and the ridge of the tail runs right up the middle of the p-pad...and the women are hilarious on that seat!!!

Squeak...gimme a shout when you make it over for Bike Week. The steak tip sammich (and beer!) at the Iron Horse are THE reason I still go over there.

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