BillyVance 34 #1 August 9, 2008 Like a wife scorned. Relax, it's a joke. A wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.. With super-human strength borne of fury, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed in the back yard and put his 'manhood' in a vice. She secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up a hack saw. The husband was terrified, and screamed, Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off, are you?' The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, 'Nope. I'm going to set the shed on fire. You do whatever you have to'."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rwieder 0 #2 August 9, 2008 Quote The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, 'Nope. I'm going to set the shed on fire. You do whatever you have to'. That's, well it's just, wrong! But, i guess if you want to play, ya gotta pay! -Richard- "You're Holding The Rope And I'm Taking The Fall" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #3 August 9, 2008 I can't wait to tell my wife this one tomorrow-she's gonna laugh until she criesYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #4 August 9, 2008 Me.. I would just toss the cat at his naked body in the area of his nutsack Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grimmie 186 #5 August 9, 2008 Would Mrs. Edwards be convicted of Arson???? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #6 August 9, 2008 Quote Me.. I would just toss the cat at his naked body in the area of his nutsack Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #7 August 9, 2008 Quote Me.. I would just toss the cat at his naked body in the area of his nutsack Ah-HAA!!! OMG! JAY-SUS!! Oh Gawd enough with the cats and nutsacks tonight...I'll never break away from this damn computer and get any real work done! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #8 August 9, 2008 Quote Me.. I would just toss the cat at his naked body in the area of his nutsack Start the cat on fire? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #9 August 9, 2008 Quote Quote Me.. I would just toss the cat at his naked body in the area of his nutsack Start the cat on fire? How do you make a cat go "Woof"?You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #10 August 9, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Me.. I would just toss the cat at his naked body in the area of his nutsack Start the cat on fire? How do you make a cat go "Woof"? Half a gallon of gas and a match?Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #11 August 9, 2008 sounds like something straight out of a Saw movie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leapinglizardto 0 #12 August 9, 2008 An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat deck watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They searched for days and couldn't find her so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something. Three weeks went by andfinally the old man got a fax from the boat. It read: "Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at the bottom of the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her butt was an oyster and in it was a pearl worth $50,000 . Please advise." The old man faxed back: "Send me the pearl andre-bait the trap."It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #13 August 10, 2008 Quotesounds like something straight out of a Saw movie. That's the first thing I thought of. Let's see if this winds up in Saw 4!Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #14 August 11, 2008 Quote Me.. I would just toss the cat at his naked body in the area of his nutsack Hell, if you were to just catch the husband in the act banging away at his mistress, sneak in there with your cat and set it on the bed directly behind the swinging nuts. One swipe and he'll drive the mistress's head through the wall!!! I seem to recall it really happening to somebody, but not out of malice like I described. A couple just forgot to put their cat out of the room and it swiped his balls, and you know the rest. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #15 August 11, 2008 mental note taken ... thanks Billy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
