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BillyVance

Pantyhose riddle

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How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose? Now think about it...


































Ready? Read on below!












































Answer:




10 little piggies

2 calves

1 ass

an unknown number of hares

and of course....

one fucking pussy!




Dammit, if I'm going to Hell, I'm going to make it a fun as hell ride!

:D:D:D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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No Beaver?



Well I used "Pussy" as an euphemism for cat, it just sounded funnier. But yeah, "beaver" would have worked fine.

As for moles... not everybody has one. Same with crabs... but yeah, I would have included that too if I wanted to. :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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