1969912 0 #1 August 9, 2008 OK. This ain't my year for either cats or genital health. There was the cat scratch to my arm that put me in the hospital for 4 IV treatments. Then there was the soldering iron burn to my schlong a few weeks ago So tonight it's hot again and I'm laying on my side in bed nude reading. My Bengal, Nitro, walked from my feet towards my head, and stepped on my sack with her claws out. My sack is now bleeding. There's a ~1/2" cut, but not all the way through. Fuck!!! Is this kinda shit normal? "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #2 August 9, 2008 It sounds like it is for you Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #3 August 9, 2008 Quote Is this kinda shit normal? Nope-it normally costs me $250 an hour plus tipYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #4 August 9, 2008 Quote It sounds like it is for you Apparently soReally don't want a cat scratch infection again, esp. not there. "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #5 August 9, 2008 Quote Quote Is this kinda shit normal? Nope-it normally costs me $250 an hour plus tip PLUS TIP??You gotta find a cat with duller claws!~ ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #6 August 9, 2008 ok, not really difficult here. Cat outside, or underwear ON.skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #7 August 9, 2008 Yeah, a lifestyle change might be in order.... "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #8 August 9, 2008 Peroxide...lots of it.. and Betadine. Good luck...and for God's sake, start wearing underwear or something, will ya?Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #9 August 9, 2008 Well quit soldering and reading in the nude, dummy! Don't you know that's dangerous?! Hope you heal, uh, well? Quickly? What the hell do you say to a dude that just ripped up his nether-regions with a cat!?! After burning it with a freaking soldering iron?!?! I mean, other than, "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!" I'm sorry sweetie but I'm almost crying I'm laughing so hard, ya poor bastage! Get some ice. Get some antibiotics. Get a tetanus shot. And get a camera, 'cuz ain't NOBODY gonna believe that shit! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #10 August 9, 2008 DUDE.. if it does swell all up.. think of the potential for an infomercial... for making that special part grow... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #11 August 9, 2008 QuotePeroxide...lots of it.. and Betadine. Good luck...and for God's sake, start wearing underwear or something, will ya? Scrubbed it with soap and water in the shower, then took some leftover Iodoform packing strips that they usedin my arm and rubbed them on it. Then applied betadine. Someone said H2O2 was a bad idea because it kills tissue. This bites. "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #12 August 9, 2008 Quote DUDE.. if it does swell all up.. think of the potential for an infomercial... for making that special part grow... Call it Pussy Foot! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #13 August 9, 2008 Quote DUDE.. if it does swell all up.. think of the potential for an infomercial... for making that special part grow... I still say he oughta make this his avatarMike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #14 August 9, 2008 So, instead of a Mac Attack, his cat had a Sack Attack.... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #15 August 9, 2008 Quote Well quit soldering and reading in the nude, dummy! Don't you know that's dangerous?! Hope you heal, uh, well? Quickly? What the hell do you say to a dude that just ripped up his nether-regions with a cat!?! After burning it with a freaking soldering iron?!?! I mean, other than, "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!" I'm sorry sweetie but I'm almost crying I'm laughing so hard, ya poor bastage! Get some ice. Get some antibiotics. Get a tetanus shot. And get a camera, 'cuz ain't NOBODY gonna believe that shit! You're not the only one laughing - I'm about to puke from laughing. A bit scared after the arm infection incident, though. I'm camera shy "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #16 August 9, 2008 Quote Quote DUDE.. if it does swell all up.. think of the potential for an infomercial... for making that special part grow... I still say he oughta make this his avatar I think you're right at this point. ---- I had a weird feeling all day. It's 08/08/08 ya know. "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leapinglizardto 0 #17 August 9, 2008 Let this be a lesson: See what happens when ya leave your schlong hanging out, for any old pussy that comes along, to play with it? Hmm? Sorry I couldn't resist! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #18 August 9, 2008 Quote Is this kinda shit normal? No, its normal to nick your sack like once or twice a year while shaving or trimming. but it is def not normal to get your sack nicked by a cat shortly after burning your junk with a soldering iron. ROTFLMAO. I was not able to type your situations without laughing hysterically. Sorry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #19 August 13, 2008 how 'bout them chastity belts!?“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #20 August 13, 2008 Well I don't know where they come from But they sure do come I hope they comin' for me And I don't know how they do it But they sure do it good I hope they doin' it for free They give me cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever The first time that I got it I was just ten years old I got it from some kitty next foor I went and see the Dr. and He gave me the cure I think I got it some more They give me cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever It's nothin dangerous I feel no pain I've got to ch-ch-change You know you got it when you're going insane It makes a grown man cryin' cryin' Won't you make my bed I make the pussy purr with The stroke of my hand They know they gettin' it from me They know just where to go When they need their lovin man They know I do it for free They give me cat scratch fever Cat scratch feverDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #21 August 13, 2008 Quote OK. This ain't my year for either cats or genital health. There was the cat scratch to my arm that put me in the hospital for 4 IV treatments. Then there was the soldering iron burn to my schlong a few weeks agoSo tonight it's hot again and I'm laying on my side in bed nude reading. My Bengal, Nitro, walked from my feet towards my head, and stepped on my sack with her claws out. My sack is now bleeding. There's a ~1/2" cut, but not all the way through. Fuck!!! Is this kinda shit normal? Stop rubbing catmint on your scrotum! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
