mnealtx 0 #1 August 14, 2008 Gold Bond Powder money shot: "it's like a 1,000 little gnomes with icey hands massaging your boys" PSA: Do *NOT* eat or drink while reading this thread!!!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 918 #2 August 14, 2008 I didn't bother going past page 1, but the best I saw had to be: Quoteas someone put it once, it's like a 1,000 little gnomes with icey hands massaging your boys. That's the analogy of the millennium. I gots to buy me some Gold BondI got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 8 #3 August 14, 2008 what in the fuck BWAHAAHAAHAAA!!!! no wonder theres always ball powder everywhere on the boat...and empty gold bond bottles fuckers really live by that shit. that thread sounded like the enema freaks discussion on a recent job we did if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #4 August 14, 2008 If you think its funny, then you're obviously not a Gold Bond user! As a side note, when I was in the Corps of Cadets one of our female cadets was wondering why the guys all had a LOT of Gold Bond and used it all the time. So she tried some Gold Bond for herself while on a march. Well after the screaming stopped it was incredibly funny! --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #5 August 14, 2008 I've used it as foot powder... but the discussion is frikkin HILARIOUS!!!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #6 August 14, 2008 Its a good foot powder, but you're missing out if you're not using in a more "central area." Just keep it out of the hole you're you'll feel much better on those hot days!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #7 August 14, 2008 powdered nuts. hmm. WTF? Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #8 August 14, 2008 Quote money shot: "it's like a 1,000 little gnomes with icey hands massaging your boys" reminds me of the "10'000 angels blowing gently on yer scrotum" from the basehumping video.. seriously, i thought this place was full of freaks. i'll never drive a subaru! whats worrying, how did you get to find this? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VTmotoMike08 0 #9 August 14, 2008 Don't knock it until you've tried it!This is another reason that we need a mens only forum... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #10 August 14, 2008 maybe we should start a thread in the suggestions-forum! wonder what the corporate owners will say.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #11 August 14, 2008 OMG BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you guys are great! QuoteBlue is just plain nuclear nut-melting toxic teehee Thanks for the morning laugh! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #12 August 14, 2008 Ha ha...I first found that thread quite some time ago, and checked back on it a couple of months ago. And yes, Gold Bond rocks. I think Muttley first decided I was more than a bit odd one time when we were flying somewhere. My balls were all hot & sweaty, and knowing I was gonna spend the next several hours in airports/airplanes, I went through some fairly strenuous contortions while powdering my balls in the driver's seat of my truck in the airport parking lot. Life became better at that point. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
idrankwhat 0 #13 August 14, 2008 LOL! Thanks dude! I haven't laughed that much in quite a while. Post #23 got me rolling, then #25 brought the tears Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doug925 0 #14 August 14, 2008 Quote as far as taste goes...I wouldn't powder them 2 minutes before she drops down...but I think you are safe after an hour or two... let her be the judge, just don't say anything and see if she notices...maybe she'll think your sack tastes minty... I have never developed indigestion from eating my words. Winston Churchill Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #15 August 14, 2008 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Am I the only one who sings the praises of Johnson's with aloe and cornstarch? The cornstarch makes it much better at absorbing moisture than Gold Bond, and aloe is more soothing than the menthol in Gold Bond (which, by the way, is the same stuff in many cough drops and Vicks vapo-rub). With Gold Bond, the menthol tricks you into thinking that your junk is nice and cool, when in reality it could be a soupy, festering mess. Gold Bond gave me a nasty case of jock itch once. Haven't used it since. It's nothing but Johnson's for my boys now Member#: 19426 Join Date: May 2002 Location: ATL Vehicle: 2002 WRX Black I luv the Ice Gnomes.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote: with aloe and cornstarch? What are you baking a cake? Put a little flour, sugar and a couple eggs and you could make some nut cookies down there. cornstarch... jesus. . -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote: Originally posted by Chewy-WRX What are you baking a cake? Put a little flour, sugar and a couple eggs and you could make some nut cookies down there. cornstarch... jesus. The streets will bathe in the blood of the nonbeliever! Member#: 1910 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...That and of course THE COMPLETE LACK OF GNOMES in the johnson's!!! 06-12-2003, 03:51 PM #64 Chewy-WRX Scooby Newbie 2002 WRX Black I luv the Ice Gnomes.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- TeamGoldBond would whip TeamJohnson&Johnson. I mean come on, GoldBond has Triple Action and Ice Gnomes and what do you got? Aloe and baking products. This thread is cracking me up at work. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #16 August 14, 2008 How do you find this stuff??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #17 August 14, 2008 Quote How do you find this stuff??? Maybe he was googling "Cool My Nuts" or "Ice for my Nuts"I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ifall 0 #18 August 14, 2008 OH MY GOD!!! I am in gnomes with icy hands HEAVEN!!! I just HAD to try gold bond after reading that thread and laughing my ASS off to all the witty humor in it and I have to say that my ballsack has never felt oh so tingly good!How was this not announced a LOT earlier and made a sticky? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 8 #19 August 14, 2008 Quote Quote How do you find this stuff??? Maybe he was googling "Cool My Nuts" or "Ice for my Nuts" . well this is what i got form google... resolved questions My nuts burn...what should I do? Every now and then my balls feel like they are on fire... answer spray some axe on them cool you right off. Is this what you are searching for?if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #20 August 14, 2008 LOL!!! I might have to order some of this stuff. We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #21 August 14, 2008 Quote LOL!!! I might have to order some of this stuff. Order? They sell it at the grocery store. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #22 August 14, 2008 Quote Quote How do you find this stuff??? Maybe he was googling "Cool My Nuts" or "Ice for my Nuts" Na... he must have googled "gnomes massaging nutsacks"Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #23 August 14, 2008 Quote Quote Quote How do you find this stuff??? Maybe he was googling "Cool My Nuts" or "Ice for my Nuts" Na... he must have googled "gnomes massaging nutsacks" I didn't think he knew Gia . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #24 August 14, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote How do you find this stuff??? Maybe he was googling "Cool My Nuts" or "Ice for my Nuts" Na... he must have googled "gnomes massaging nutsacks" I didn't think he knew Gia . . . FUCKNUGGET! "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #25 August 14, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote How do you find this stuff??? Maybe he was googling "Cool My Nuts" or "Ice for my Nuts" Na... he must have googled "gnomes massaging nutsacks" I didn't think he knew Gia . . . FUCKNUGGET! So . . . you DID meet Mike?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
