Time to admit it, Ladies. And be HONEST.

[RastaRicanAir 0]

How many of you ever tried to use your vibrating cell phone as a "Personal Massager"?


...And please include some anecdotal background regarding failure, gleeful success or if you actually got so frustrated you switched carriers.

This is for science.

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[LisaH 0]

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How many of you ever tried to use your vibrating cell phone as a "Personal Massager"?


...And please include some anecdotal background regarding failure, gleeful success or if you actually got so frustrated you switched carriers.

This is for science.

When I worked a 900 line years ago, we used to put our pagers on vibrate and hold them to the phone so they would think we were using vibrators.
Dumbasses.

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[BClear 0]

Yeah it woulda been cheaper to hire a prostitute. Costs less per minute on average.

[LisaH 0]

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Yeah it woulda been cheaper to hire a prostitute. Costs less per minute on average.

Very true.

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[Conundrum 1]

I've tried, but it doesn't buzz long enough.

Hey, you wanted honesty, right?

[fireballgrl 0]

Agreed... frustrating for sure!

[iluvtofly 0]

I often have a problem with not hearing my cell phone while driving. I learned from a friend to simply put the cell on vibrate and put it between your legs. You may still miss the call but for different reasons.

[cocheese 0]

What's your number?

[Conundrum 1]

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I often have a problem with not hearing my cell phone while driving. I learned from a friend to simply put the cell on vibrate and put it between your legs. You may still miss the call but for different reasons.

I do that too, but it seldom hits "the spot".

[cocheese 0]

You girls are getting too much radiation between your legs.

Your kids are going to have two heads and cut out every time you go through a tunnel.

[Shotgun 1]

Well, I haven't really tried using it, but I've gotten a nice surprise a few times when I was carrying it in my pocket. I don't think it can compete with this thing though.

[Leapinglizardto 0]

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Well, I haven't really tried using it, but I've gotten a nice surprise a few times when I was carrying it in my pocket. I don't think it can compete with this thing though.

That explains the nightly brown outs in SoCal Region.

It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

[Orchid 0]

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I've tried, but it doesn't buzz long enough.

yeah....and not strong enough of a vibration !

"Love is doing small things with great love."

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[Shotgun 1]

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Well, I haven't really tried using it, but I've gotten a nice surprise a few times when I was carrying it in my pocket. I don't think it can compete with this thing though.

That explains the nightly brown outs in SoCal Region.

Mine is solar-powered.

[Leapinglizardto 0]

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That explains the nightly brown outs in SoCal Region.

Mine is solar-powered.
Ah for those special beach experiences?

It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

[galvar2439 0]

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How many of you ever tried to use your vibrating cell phone as a "Personal Massager"?


...And please include some anecdotal background regarding failure, gleeful success or if you actually got so frustrated you switched carriers.

This is for science.

i dont know about a phone, but i do know one woman who rides the casa to altitude for only one reason. The rythm of the HHHUUMMMMMM from the engines.

So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend!

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