Andy_Copland 0 #1 August 15, 2008 Fucking Mosquito's. Divot please dont PM me asking to suck the swelling out, you're all sucked out from Spence.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #2 August 15, 2008 Jeez dude - What the hell kinda steroids are the 'skeeters on in your woods?????? Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #3 August 15, 2008 To relieve itching mix equal parts kerosene, honey, and gasoline and coat legs liberally-then go outside for a smoke, bitch You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #4 August 15, 2008 They taste the British blood and just go ape shit. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluepill 0 #5 August 15, 2008 So mossies like yesterdays KFC too huh? BP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #6 August 15, 2008 you seem to attract all kinds of nasty buggers.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #7 August 15, 2008 That was my subtle hint to get you to stop hitting on turtle and start on me 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #8 August 15, 2008 get your lazy ass to work bitch, then you wont have the time to fantasize about other dizzy.commers.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #9 August 15, 2008 What I wanna know is how the hell do you chew your TOE NAILS? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #10 August 15, 2008 If you don't exhale they won't attack you. So just get used to holding your breathe.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #11 August 15, 2008 Shouldn't you be scrubbing the cheese from your nasty swiss balls for tonights STD fest? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #12 August 15, 2008 If i tried to chew my toe nail, i would need a walking frame and look as old as you as my hip pops out.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #13 August 15, 2008 Quote If i tried to chew my toe nail, i would need a walking frame and look as old as you as my hip pops out. "Ralffers" came up to Oshkosh and spent some time with FutureDivot & Me...as I was taking him back to his car parked out in the boonies we got to have a pretty good talk...Told me I sure don't act as old as everyone gives me shit about...tried to explain 'better living through modern chemistry' to him. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leapinglizardto 0 #14 August 15, 2008 Quote To relieve itching mix equal parts kerosene, honey, and gasoline and coat legs liberally-then go outside for a smoke, bitch LMAO! Only 11:25 am EST and we already have our 'Quote of the day' Quote Airtwardo What I wanna know is how the hell do you chew your TOE NAILS? EwwwwwwwwwwwwwwIt's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #15 August 15, 2008 QuoteI sure don't act as old as everyone gives me shit about. Note that he carefully didn't say that you don't look as old as everyone gives you shit about.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jonstark 8 #16 August 15, 2008 QuoteFucking Mosquito's. I've gone deaf on one side and can't hear 'em when I lay with my good ear in the pillow. I wake up with bites on the left side of my face that way. Effin' mosquitos! jon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #17 August 15, 2008 Andy, That reminds me of the total lack of American humor, The last time I Jumped at Elsinore I pitched the tent down by the lake an the mossies an flies gave me shit, couldn't sleep with the constant din of flapping wings, So on a shopping trip to San Diego we stopped off at Wall-Mart an I asked the guy at the back of the store which kind of shotgun would be best to kill mosquitoes up at the lake at Elsinore, obviously it was a joke but the guy started to slap about six different shotguns on the counter an explain the merit of each one. So after about ten minutes of listening to his drivel I said, You know what give me half a dozen Bouncing bettys an that should do the trick, So he went off to look for bouncing bettys an I left. On the up side Mossies never bite me (blue blood) but the constant buzz annoys the shit out of me. Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #18 August 15, 2008 QuoteTold me I sure don't act as old as everyone gives me shit about...tried to explain 'better living through modern chemistry' to him. Don't forget the other two ingredients to longevity: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNGrjPeZOC4"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #19 August 15, 2008 Quote Quote I sure don't act as old as everyone gives me shit about. Note that he carefully didn't say that you don't look as old as everyone gives you shit about. Well, buttah my butt and call me a bisquit! That's hilarious you old fart _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #20 August 15, 2008 Quote To relieve itching mix equal parts kerosene, honey, and gasoline and coat legs liberally-then go outside for a smoke, bitch Or just play a little Flaming Footie.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
