happythoughts 0 #1 August 15, 2008 In case you think that you have problems - Yes, Medusa, the mythical woman... Hair of snakes. What was her day like? What is a "bad hair day"? Were the snakes nipping at other passengers on the mall escalator? Were they tired and a little droopy? Dry and listless? What kind of care products were available? "...leaves your reptiles soooo smooth and shiny. Now... the Euphoria Snake Line..." "OMG, I just washed my snakes and can't do a thing with them..." Dating was a trial. As if acne wasn't enough... "Diane, I got a huge snake bite on my forehead." "No, he wouldn't kiss me goodnight." Looks that turned men to stone. And the date is going there, when... "Ooooh baby, you are so hard... oh. Darn it. Not again. Oh well..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #2 August 15, 2008 Is this a stand up routine you're working on?www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #3 August 15, 2008 You sir, are just wrong. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #4 August 16, 2008 Quote Is this a stand up routine you're working on? Nah, there was an ad for Will and Grace on tv. The show is stupid, but the woman has this huge tangle of hair that is awesome. I think that I may free-associate a little to easily. Medusa was probably a redhead anyway. It just makes sense. Wouldn't a head full of snakes be the ultimate STD? If you thought crabs was bad... There you are, driving along and getting some road head, when... OWWWEEE. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #5 August 16, 2008 Quote Quote Is this a stand up routine you're working on? Nah, there was an ad for Will and Grace on tv. The show is stupid, but the woman has this huge tangle of hair that is awesome. I think that I may free-associate a little to easily. Medusa was probably a redhead anyway. It just makes sense. Wouldn't a head full of snakes be the ultimate STD? If you thought crabs was bad... There you are, driving along and getting some road head, when... OWWWEEE. Definately a greenhead . . . I know from first hand experiance, I was married to her once.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #6 August 18, 2008 I have a juncus plant I named "Medusa". Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The111 1 #7 August 19, 2008 Medusawww.WingsuitPhotos.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #8 August 19, 2008 Ya gotta admit, we know some freaky people. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
