mnealtx 0 #1 August 20, 2008 There were two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school and were both virgins and enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast. They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend anytime they could together. As time went on, the guy would call the girl but she was never home and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return any letters. Even when he e-mailed her, she took days to return his messages. Finally, she confessed to him that she wanted to date around. He didn't take this very well and increased his calls and letters and e-mails trying to win back her love. Because she became annoyed, and now had a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back. So, she took a Polaroid picture of her sucking her new boyfriend's dick and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone." Needless to say, this guy was heartbroken - but even more so, he was pissed. So, he wrote on the back of the photo the following: "Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money!" And then mailed the picture to her parents.Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #2 August 20, 2008 . . . Little bit passive aggressive, no?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #3 August 20, 2008 That's funny as hell in kind of a fucked up vindictive way. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #4 August 20, 2008 Quote That's funny as hell in kind of a fucked up vindictive way. Sure is! Fucking A, dude!!! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #5 August 20, 2008 Hehe... Never record anything on film that you wouldn't want your dad to see. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #6 August 20, 2008 Glad y'all enjoyed it - I thought was friggin hilarious!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redline165 0 #7 August 21, 2008 Hahahahaha. laughed out loud at that one Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites