Sex & First Date

[downwardspiral 0]

I actually don't agree with good lover = cheater. Even if it were true, which I don't think it is, it would behoove you to think of great sex as a positive attribute in a lover.

Just a thought.

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[Guru312 0]

[reply... and the dating and relationship stuff only starts happening AFTER a whole lot of good sex?]

[virgin-burner 1]

so, i can hunt you down, kill and eat you!? or maybe i just play a little with you and cut your arms and legs off until i get bored.. great!

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

[Guru312 0]

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so, i can hunt you down, kill and eat you!? or maybe i just play a little with you and cut your arms and legs off until i get bored.. great!

Your response confirms my assessment of current human nature.

In the time it took us to write these two messages, dozens, if not hundreds, of people all over the world have died by the hand of another human.

Curiously, our closest kin, the chimps, kill their kind for simple territorial domination. You are in good company.

Guru312

I am not DB Cooper

[futuredivot 0]

Pssst! Hey Buzzkill! You! Over here! You've mistakenly wandered into Bonfire. No world problems will be solved here, but most will be ridiculed. For safety reasons I suggest that you place your tongue firmly in cheek or back out slowly.


Just out of curiosity, did they custom cut your rig to fit over the chip on your shoulder?

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[popsjumper 2]

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What is this "dating" thing??

It's where you go to McDonalds, then Blockbuster, then home to have sex.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[virgin-burner 1]

funny enough, i've already told him that he wouldnt survive around here too long..

hey guru! i'm admitting its not easy to get used to, but its pretty good fun around here if you do. sooo, loosen up old man!

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

[Bolas 5]

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What is this "dating" thing??

It's where you go to McDonalds, then Blockbuster, then home to have sex.

Kin yew supersize her fries? It's our ann-versary...

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[warpedskydiver 0]

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What is this "dating" thing??

It's where you go to McDonalds, then Blockbuster, then home to have sex.

Geez you spend too much...

At your age I thought just flashing them a coupon would get them to bend over their walker.