BIGUN 1,490 #1 August 26, 2008 A bored retired Air Force pilot and wife were sitting watching TV when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, tell me something that will make me happy and sad all at the same time." She said, "You have the biggest dick of all your friends."Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #2 August 26, 2008 Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,490 #3 August 26, 2008 Yeah, that one made me chuckle so I had to share.Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #4 August 26, 2008 Kinda reminds me of the old TDY / deployment saying... "You'll be coming home to your lady the same way you left her - freshly f*cked!"Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #5 August 26, 2008 Ain't no use in lookin' back Jodie's drivin' your Cadillac One Two One Two! One two three four ONE TWO!My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites