Dumpster 0 #1 August 25, 2008 Been getting deluged with questions today - - Them - "Hey - I have a question you Lenny." Me - "Sure - I have an answer - You might not like it, but I do have one." And the insanity begins - So if any one has questions - I have answers - Weather you like it or not. Carry on....... Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #2 August 25, 2008 Quote Been getting deluged with questions today - - Them - "Hey - I have a question you Lenny." Me - "Sure - I have an answer - You might not like it, but I do have one." And the insanity begins - So if any one has questions - I have answers - Weather you like it or not. Carry on....... See, now if you would of said: "I have all the answers"... Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #3 August 25, 2008 Why does one nut sometimes hang lower than the other?Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #4 August 25, 2008 QuoteWhy does one nut sometimes hang lower than the other? That depends on which hand you used to jerk your gherkin last. Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #5 August 25, 2008 Quote Weather you like it or not. Well, we'll find out whether or not you know what you're talking about. Can you change the weather?quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #6 August 25, 2008 QuoteCan you change the weather? Depends on what you mean - Can I correct my spelling? Of course I could, if I felt like it. But I don't. Can I change this nice, sunny 75-degree day into a miserable 35-degree raining day? Of course not, and why would I want to in the first place? Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #7 August 25, 2008 Quote Quote Why does one nut sometimes hang lower than the other? That depends on which hand you used to jerk your gherkin last. Right hand.Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #8 August 25, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Why does one nut sometimes hang lower than the other? That depends on which hand you used to jerk your gherkin last. Right hand. Genetic predisposition then determines which hangs lower and for how long. Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #9 August 25, 2008 wrong, it's always the RIGHT ball that hangs lower.. has to do with the correliosis-effect. guys from the souther hemisphere have their LEFT ball hanging lower.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #10 August 25, 2008 Then that explains why things seem so ass-backwards whenever one travels from the northern to the southern hemisphere. The guys down under are using the wrong hand all the time. Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #11 August 25, 2008 Quote wrong, it's always the RIGHT ball that hangs lower.. has to do with the correliosis-effect. guys from the souther hemisphere have their LEFT ball hanging lower.. How long have you been doing an intense study on this effect?Not that there is anything wrong with that . . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #12 August 25, 2008 Should I ride more canturies to meet women?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #13 August 25, 2008 Quote Quote wrong, it's always the RIGHT ball that hangs lower.. has to do with the correliosis-effect. guys from the souther hemisphere have their LEFT ball hanging lower.. How long have you been doing an intense study on this effect?Not that there is anything wrong with that . . . . I can't speak for Virgin-Burner, but I myself have been conducting research since the age of 13 or so....... Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #14 August 25, 2008 Quote Quote Quote wrong, it's always the RIGHT ball that hangs lower.. has to do with the correliosis-effect. guys from the souther hemisphere have their LEFT ball hanging lower.. How long have you been doing an intense study on this effect?Not that there is anything wrong with that . . . . I can't speak for Virgin-Burner, but I myself have been conducting research since the age of 13 or so....... Agreed. Furthermore, Gold Bond nut powder has a sort of shrivelling effect on both balls only seconds after post-shower application.Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #15 August 25, 2008 5 is half of 4.........true or false ??"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #16 August 25, 2008 QuoteShould I ride more canturies to meet women? I think you meant centuries, as in doing 100 miles in one shot on a bicycle. Congrats on your accomplishment, and yes, ride more. You'll meet women you actually have something in common with. However, if you don't get thier numbers next time, I will personally kick your ass. But if you really want to make an impression, instead of riding centuries, ride a Harley. Or a really fast crotch-rocket. Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #17 August 25, 2008 Quote5 is half of 4.........true or false ?? Literally no, 5 is not half of 4, unless that is some goofy-ass brain-teaser question. The question is, who the hell would actually ask in a serious manner? Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #18 August 25, 2008 What are the advantages and disadvantages of liquid cooled lawn mowers? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #19 August 25, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote wrong, it's always the RIGHT ball that hangs lower.. has to do with the correliosis-effect. guys from the souther hemisphere have their LEFT ball hanging lower.. How long have you been doing an intense study on this effect?Not that there is anything wrong with that . . . . I can't speak for Virgin-Burner, but I myself have been conducting research since the age of 13 or so....... Agreed. Furthermore, Gold Bond nut powder has a sort of shrivelling effect on both balls only seconds after post-shower application. You are becoming wise, Grasshopper........... Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #20 August 25, 2008 QuoteQuote5 is half of 4.........true or false ?? Literally no, 5 is not half of 4, unless that is some goofy-ass brain-teaser question. The question is, who the hell would actually ask in a serious manner?Because it is a serious quetion with a serious answer. And it is true. The roman numeral V is half ofthe roman numeral IV."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #21 August 25, 2008 At the risk of sounding like an idiot, then following that logic 2 is half of 22. Makes total sense. Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #22 August 25, 2008 EXACTLY. You're starting to catch on. I'm so proud of you. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #23 August 25, 2008 Quote EXACTLY. You're starting to catch on. I'm so proud of you. Don't forget that it also depends on what base your number system has. If you are speaking in terms of a base ten numbering system, then, no it is not.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #24 August 25, 2008 Quote Quote wrong, it's always the RIGHT ball that hangs lower.. has to do with the correliosis-effect. guys from the souther hemisphere have their LEFT ball hanging lower.. How long have you been doing an intense study on this effect?Not that there is anything wrong with that . . . . you are aware that the majority of the people on the northern hemisphere are right-handed, while the majority on the southern are lefties!? it doesnt take the brightest bulp in the company to assume that the northerners are very likeyl to pull their right half ot their nutsack. this then became kind of a genetic disposition from evolution. even you should be able to figure this out! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #25 August 25, 2008 QuoteShould I ride more canturies to meet women? Sure, but since you just spent several hours cutting off circulation to your genitals, you won't be able to meat themYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
