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DZ Nuts - "Protect your junk"

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“Proper MAINTAINTANANCE of the perineal area is essential during high level training and racing. Nothing can ruin stage race success faster than an infected saddle sore.” --Dave Zabriskie

Brilliant

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"This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave

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http://www.autoblog.com/2008/08/28/we-knew-it-heated-seats-boil-your-boys/

dunno how to make it clicky... check ya nuts.



Thank god. Now if only the old rumour that Mountain Dew lowers your sperm count were true, I'd drink it like water.
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http://www.autoblog.com/2008/08/28/we-knew-it-heated-seats-boil-your-boys/

dunno how to make it clicky... check ya nuts.



Thank god. Now if only the old rumour that Mountain Dew lowers your sperm count were true, I'd drink it like water.



So it's not true? Funny thing, my wife mentioned to me just yesterday about the mountain dew thing. I'm a big MD drinker, as many as 2 or 3 cans a day. In 8 years of marriage, she's gotten pregnant just once, during a period when I had converted to classic coke to lower my caffiene intake. I dunno if that had anything to do with it and my wife didn't either, it was just a rumor she learned of.
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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So it's not true? Funny thing, my wife mentioned to me just yesterday about the mountain dew thing. I'm a big MD drinker, as many as 2 or 3 cans a day. In 8 years of marriage, she's gotten pregnant just once, during a period when I had converted to classic coke to lower my caffiene intake. I dunno if that had anything to do with it and my wife didn't either, it was just a rumor she learned of.


So many one liners just entered my mind, But I'm going to be good an not say anything :ph34r::D:D


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In 8 years of marriage, she's gotten pregnant just once, during a period when I had converted to classic coke to lower my caffiene intake. I dunno if that had anything to do with it and my wife didn't either, it was just a rumor she learned of.



Obviously, with the reduced caffeine intake, you were sleeping more, and that gave Mrs Billy more opportunities.:D
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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