Cool tattoo

[BillyVance 35]

A blonde is showing off her new tattoo of a giant seashell on her inner thigh.

Her friends ask her why she would get such a tattoo and in that location.

She responds "It's really cool. If you put your ear up against it, you can smell the ocean."

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You should have posted this in turtle's poll. We all know how much you like turtle's pole

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Step away from the computer Billy....

[kingbunky 3]

about 6 months after creating eve, god comes down to talk to adam and see how things are going:

god: "so, how's this woman thing working out?"
adam: "great! this sex thing is amazing, thanks! there's one little thing though.."
god: "what's that?"
adam holds his finger out: "smell this."
god: "wow, that's terrible, i wonder what i could do to fix that?"
adam: "don't worry, i sent her down to the river to wash."
god: "oh no, now all the fish will smell like that!"

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[Glitch 0]

A Red head is out with her girlfriends, sporting a little black dress when her blond friend notices something below the hem line. Upon further inspection, she notices not one but two new tats... a baked ham on one inner thigh and a cooked turkey on the other. Puzzled, the blond asks why put those there and the red head winks and says 'because everyone knows the best eating is between the holidays!'. The blond say's 'Yeah, you're right and that does look good. In fact, I'm going to your house to eat!


...Billy, save me a seat.

Randomly f'n thingies up since before I was born...

[ChibiKuma 0]

There once was a couple of newlyweds named John and Wendy. John told his wife Wendy that he wanted a tattoo! Wendy agreed and said that would be ok. John did not know what the tattoo should say or where he would put it. So Wendy said, "Well, if you REALLY loved me, you would get my name tattooed on your pecker."

John couldn't back out on that one, so he went to the tattoo parlor. The tattoo artist told him that he needed to have an erection while he put it on. After an hour of excruciating pain, the tattoo was done.

As John was on his way home from the tattoo parlor he saw a rest stop and decided he needed to stop and take a leak. He went to the restroom and looked down to admire his tattoo and he noticed, that when he was not erect, the only letters that were visible, were the W and the Y.

Suddenly, a big black gentleman steps into the urinal beside John and John accidentally looked down at the guy and could not help but notice that he ALSO had the letters W and Y tattooed.

So John said "Hey, I guess you have a girlfriend or wife named Wendy too."

The guys looked confused and said, "What makes you think that?"

John replied "Well I noticed the W and the Y tattoo -- so you don't have a girlfriend named Wendy?"

The black guys laughed and responded, "No mon, that tattoo says, "Welcome to Jamaica! Have a nice day."

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People are just as the stars....there are bright ones and there are those that are dim.

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The black guys laughed and responded, "No mon, that tattoo says, "Welcome to Jamaica! Have a nice day."

I was making a prediction as I read. I thought it was gonna say, "What the fuck you lookin' at, honky"

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