Who wants to be a millionaire?

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In bed, my wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.

I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'

'No!' she answered.

I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'

'Yes!' she replied.

Then I said, 'I'd like to phone a friend.'

That's the last thing I remember.

Damn woman has no sense of humor.

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In bed, my wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.

I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'

'No!' she answered.

I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'

'Yes!' she replied.

Then I said, 'I'd like to phone a friend.'

That's the last thing I remember.

Damn woman has no sense of humor.

ROFLMAO

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That's classic!

When I would ask for sex, my ex-husband would say, "I was horny an hour ago. You missed your window of opportunity."




I think the man is gay.

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I want to know, who DOESN'T want to be a millionaire?

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That's classic!

When I would ask for sex, my ex-husband would say, "I was horny an hour ago. You missed your window of opportunity."




I think the man is gay.

You might be onto something. I don't know a guy who would say no to having sex with you.

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I want to know, who DOESN'T want to be a millionaire?

billionaires?

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In bed, my wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.

I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'

'No!' she answered.

I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'

'Yes!' she replied.

Then I said, 'I'd like to phone a friend.'

Hmmm... what if at that point she said, "Oooh, yeah!" ?

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In bed, my wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.

I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'

'No!' she answered.

I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'

'Yes!' she replied.

Then I said, 'I'd like to phone a friend.'

Hmmm... what if at that point she said, "Oooh, yeah!" ?

My thougt would be "Yeeeaaahhh!!!!! Christmas is early"

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That's classic!

When I would ask for sex, my ex-husband would say, "I was horny an hour ago. You missed your window of opportunity."




I think the man is gay.

How long were you making him wait? Sometimes we have to take matters into our own hands.

At that point, the window of opportunity is closed, for a bit... unless you get really really kinky.

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