iluvtofly 0 #1 September 3, 2008 So I come home after work to find that the tank on my toilet somehow got a huge crack in it so it's been running the entire day and leaking the entire day. My bathroom and bedroom now have lakes on the floor and it was raining in my basement. The first thing Divot said to me was, "Well it's a good thing you're a woman because mopping comes naturally to you." I respond with, "You're gonna get it now." He said, "Get what...you gonna make me a sammich?" I'll admit that I laughed but he's still an ass. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galvar2439 0 #2 September 3, 2008 WEll? what kind of sammich did you make?So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #3 September 3, 2008 you're just as bad as turtle...he said so long as i'm in the kitchen to grab him a beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #4 September 3, 2008 Quoteyou're just as bad as turtle...he said so long as i'm in the kitchen to grab him a beer Since you are in the frig getting a beer for turtle, mind grabbing me a diet coke?50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #6 September 3, 2008 Quote Quote you're just as bad as turtle...he said so long as i'm in the kitchen to grab him a beer Since you are in the frig getting a beer for turtle, mind grabbing me a diet coke? I could use a beer too ... since she's there anyway. 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #7 September 4, 2008 I prefer to think of it as my own special kind of endearing charmYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #8 September 4, 2008 On the bright side of this fiasco I might be getting a new bathroom in the future. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #9 September 4, 2008 Home Depot here we come !!!! Yee Haa! I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drdive 0 #10 September 4, 2008 I wanna know how cum "divot is an ass" thread is ok, but my "turtle is an idiot" "discuss" got moderated to garbage within 3 minutes??? Maybe divot doesn't have the mods in his pocket like turtle?Doc "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #11 September 4, 2008 because divot IS.. err, nevermind! turtle's just being him. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #12 September 4, 2008 Quotedivot doesn't have the mods in his pocket like turtle? Well I asked Santa for a mod for Christmas last year but the jackass didn't come through. This thread is so not a PA-just good fun. Besides, it was started by a female and we can't hold them to the same standards as adults.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
poe62 0 #13 September 4, 2008 Quote Besides, it was started by a female and we can't hold them to the same standards as adults. That's the best news I've heard all day!!! ~Nikki http://www.facebook.com/poe62 Irgity Dirgity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #14 September 4, 2008 Quoteyou're just as bad as turtle...he said so long as i'm in the kitchen to grab him a beer That beats having to go and get one on a second trip though, doesn't it.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #15 September 4, 2008 Quote Quote divot doesn't have the mods in his pocket like turtle? Well I asked Santa for a mod for Christmas last year but the jackass didn't come through. This thread is so not a PA-just good fun. Besides, it was started by a female and we can't hold them to the same standards as adults. Drdive's thread was just fun too - BUT - I didn't get to post in it in time and it got deleteteded.Oh well, we'll have to find some other nignoggery.And Cindy . . . I could use another beer.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #16 September 4, 2008 [reply And Cindy . . . I could use another beer. I'll get right on that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #17 September 4, 2008 Quote I'll get right on that. But what about the beer?You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #18 September 4, 2008 Quote Quote I'll get right on that. But what about the beer? I'll get the beer too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #19 September 4, 2008 Ok, is the leak stopped-is the water gone-did it cause any damage?You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #20 September 4, 2008 Leak is stopped...got a new toilet, old one developed a huge crack in the tank and since the tank couldn't fill due to the water leaking out of the crack it just kept running. The water that i can see is gone. Still working on getting the carpet dry. Unsure of any damage. Just worried about the wood floors. My other main concern is my water bill considering the amount of water that was everywhere. I'm assuming it started leaking just as I left for work. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #21 September 4, 2008 Contact the water company. I had a line break while we were out of town....actually on our honeymoon (there's a long, bitter story for another day) But my water company cut me some slack on the billYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #22 September 4, 2008 ...nice of you to note that, Captain Obvious. While you're in the kitchen, bring some chips and dip too. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #23 September 5, 2008 Quote ...nice of you to note that, Captain Obvious. While you're in the kitchen, bring some chips and dip too. Next she'll be wanting to hold the remote.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #24 September 5, 2008 Quote Quote ...nice of you to note that, Captain Obvious. While you're in the kitchen, bring some chips and dip too. Next she'll be wanting to hold the remote. There are other things I would rather hold than a remote.........DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #25 September 5, 2008 Quote Quote Quote ...nice of you to note that, Captain Obvious. While you're in the kitchen, bring some chips and dip too. Next she'll be wanting to hold the remote. There are other things I would rather hold than a remote......... For Instance?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
