cocheese 0 #1 October 26, 2007 ..to my dingy hotel room I spent all my money Been drinkin since half past noon (Name that tune and print the lyrics for 20 points.) Take away...take away... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #2 October 26, 2007 And here I thought you had become an attorney with that title... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #3 October 26, 2007 Nope, just singing some blues rock.Well It's been ten years and a thousand tears Look at the mess I'm in A broken nose, a broken heart an empty bottle of gin... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #4 October 26, 2007 I like my interpretation better: I passed the bar on the way... to becoming a Supreme Court Justice... where I plan to... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #5 October 26, 2007 what rhymes with justice? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #6 October 26, 2007 Quote what rhymes with justice? Bustice... an item of apparel sold at Victoria'a Secret. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #7 October 26, 2007 Well i sit and i pray In my broken down Chevrolet And i think to myself There has got to be another way... Take away..take away.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #8 October 26, 2007 Take away..take away.... Quote...my poor choice of transportation?What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cocheese 0 #9 October 26, 2007 Well I've searched and I've searched to find the perfect life a brand new car a brand new suit I even got me a little wife But wherever i have gone I was sure to find myself there You can run all your life but not go anywhere Take away take away take away this...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #10 October 26, 2007 Here's the country music version: I Finally Passed The Bar (Michael Peterson & Travis Tritt) There’s a party in my honor, at my house tonight A few of my ol’ drinking buddies will be droppin’ by They’ll come to celebrate my graduation After eight long years, of higher education So here’s to me I finally passed the bar As I drove by that ol’ honky tonk Still tuggin at my heart I never dreamed that neon night school Would ever be so hard I can’t believe at last I finally passed the bar I’ve got an awful lot of memories, that I can’t recall But I know from those old stories I must have had a ball With the money that I spent on my tuition (what would you do hoss) Well I could retire and spend the rest of my life fishin’ (oh well) Here’s to me I finally passed the bar As I drove by that ol’ honky tonk Still tuggin at my heart I never dreamed that neon night school Would ever be so hard I can’t believe at last I finally passed the bar I was first in my class To the bottom of a glass But it was killin’ me I used to get loaded But now I’ve been voted Most likely to succeed Here’s to me I finally passed the bar As I drove by that ol’ honky tonk Still tuggin at my heart I never dreamed that neon night school Would ever be so hard I can’t believe at last I finally passed the bar I can’t believe at last I finally passed the barWhat do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cocheese 0 #11 October 26, 2007 Just say no to Country. MMMMkay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CSpenceFLY 1 #12 October 26, 2007 Most people have to take it several times. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #13 October 26, 2007 Quote ..to my dingy hotel room I spent all my money Been drinkin since half past noon(Name that tune and print the lyrics for 20 points.)Take away...take away... Thank you... Now I know what to listen to on the plane. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cocheese 0 #14 October 26, 2007 It's good therapy. Now tell us the name of the band, post the lyrics, and Johnny will tell you what you've won. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Shotgun 1 #15 October 26, 2007 Take away, take away Take away this ball and chain Well I'm sick and I'm tired And I can't take any more pain . . . Oh, and I'm a bit socially distorted too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cocheese 0 #16 October 26, 2007 You win and I love you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Shotgun 1 #17 October 26, 2007 Thanks, cheesy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Snowwhite 0 #18 October 26, 2007 QuoteMost people have to take it several times.[/reply Hey! I'd never pass a bar. Not intentionally anyway. Especially on a FridayskydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Shotgun 1 #19 September 5, 2008 This song was on the radio on my way to school this morning, and it reminded me of the cheese man. I don't think I've ever heard it on the radio out here, but I recently started picking up a cool station out of San Diego. And now it's been in my head all day . . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cocheese 0 #20 September 5, 2008 Ball and Chain ~ Social Distortion. For you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cf6k4yJyv0 Happy Friday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Shotgun 1 #21 September 6, 2008 Quote Ball and Chain ~ Social Distortion. For you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cf6k4yJyv0 Happy Friday. Thanks, cheesy. Funny how depressing songs sometimes put me in a better mood. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. 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cocheese 0 #9 October 26, 2007 Well I've searched and I've searched to find the perfect life a brand new car a brand new suit I even got me a little wife But wherever i have gone I was sure to find myself there You can run all your life but not go anywhere Take away take away take away this...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #10 October 26, 2007 Here's the country music version: I Finally Passed The Bar (Michael Peterson & Travis Tritt) There’s a party in my honor, at my house tonight A few of my ol’ drinking buddies will be droppin’ by They’ll come to celebrate my graduation After eight long years, of higher education So here’s to me I finally passed the bar As I drove by that ol’ honky tonk Still tuggin at my heart I never dreamed that neon night school Would ever be so hard I can’t believe at last I finally passed the bar I’ve got an awful lot of memories, that I can’t recall But I know from those old stories I must have had a ball With the money that I spent on my tuition (what would you do hoss) Well I could retire and spend the rest of my life fishin’ (oh well) Here’s to me I finally passed the bar As I drove by that ol’ honky tonk Still tuggin at my heart I never dreamed that neon night school Would ever be so hard I can’t believe at last I finally passed the bar I was first in my class To the bottom of a glass But it was killin’ me I used to get loaded But now I’ve been voted Most likely to succeed Here’s to me I finally passed the bar As I drove by that ol’ honky tonk Still tuggin at my heart I never dreamed that neon night school Would ever be so hard I can’t believe at last I finally passed the bar I can’t believe at last I finally passed the barWhat do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #11 October 26, 2007 Just say no to Country. MMMMkay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #12 October 26, 2007 Most people have to take it several times. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #13 October 26, 2007 Quote ..to my dingy hotel room I spent all my money Been drinkin since half past noon(Name that tune and print the lyrics for 20 points.)Take away...take away... Thank you... Now I know what to listen to on the plane. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #14 October 26, 2007 It's good therapy. Now tell us the name of the band, post the lyrics, and Johnny will tell you what you've won. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #15 October 26, 2007 Take away, take away Take away this ball and chain Well I'm sick and I'm tired And I can't take any more pain . . . Oh, and I'm a bit socially distorted too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #16 October 26, 2007 You win and I love you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #17 October 26, 2007 Thanks, cheesy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #18 October 26, 2007 QuoteMost people have to take it several times.[/reply Hey! I'd never pass a bar. Not intentionally anyway. Especially on a FridayskydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Shotgun 1 #19 September 5, 2008 This song was on the radio on my way to school this morning, and it reminded me of the cheese man. I don't think I've ever heard it on the radio out here, but I recently started picking up a cool station out of San Diego. And now it's been in my head all day . . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cocheese 0 #20 September 5, 2008 Ball and Chain ~ Social Distortion. For you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cf6k4yJyv0 Happy Friday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Shotgun 1 #21 September 6, 2008 Quote Ball and Chain ~ Social Distortion. For you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cf6k4yJyv0 Happy Friday. Thanks, cheesy. Funny how depressing songs sometimes put me in a better mood. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Shotgun 1 #19 September 5, 2008 This song was on the radio on my way to school this morning, and it reminded me of the cheese man. I don't think I've ever heard it on the radio out here, but I recently started picking up a cool station out of San Diego. And now it's been in my head all day . . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #20 September 5, 2008 Ball and Chain ~ Social Distortion. For you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cf6k4yJyv0 Happy Friday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #21 September 6, 2008 Quote Ball and Chain ~ Social Distortion. For you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cf6k4yJyv0 Happy Friday. Thanks, cheesy. Funny how depressing songs sometimes put me in a better mood. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites