mrwrong 0 #1 September 8, 2008 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/ OMG!!!!! I have never ever heard any thing even remotely like this......“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #2 September 8, 2008 You got a call from Squeak? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #3 September 8, 2008 LMAO!!!!!“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #4 September 8, 2008 You can only hope that this is staged and no one is really that fucked up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #5 September 8, 2008 Quote You got a call from Squeak? Case in pointYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuna-Salad 0 #6 September 8, 2008 Wow.. I'm not sure if I should be amazed at how much this guy loves himself or the fact that there ARE some women out there who would go for this. Case in point I don't understand how women can like the guys with the oversized sideways hat that still has the tag hanging off wearing shorts that look like pants with a big load of shit in them.Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
buff 0 #7 September 8, 2008 Note to self: If you run into Demeti on the street, put the beatdown on this narcissitic prick pronto! He's giving the rest of us a bad name. Love the whole passive-aggressive shout out in the 2nd message.It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ifall 0 #8 September 8, 2008 He's suggesting she may have psychological issues? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kikkoman 0 #9 September 8, 2008 Quote You can only hope that this is staged and no one is really that fucked up. As far as I can tell by doing a little research it's real. http://dlisted.com/node/26833 On his website I listened to one of the interviews and it's the same voice. He's a real ladies man Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #10 September 8, 2008 I can't believe he's single. Why, oh why, did I get married? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #11 September 8, 2008 Quote I can't believe he's single. Why, oh why, did I get married? Well, maybe I should track him down and ask him if I can be his apprentice. I mean he seems to be a smooth player “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #12 September 8, 2008 I guess it's a bit too much to hope for somebody transcribing the message for me? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #13 September 8, 2008 Quote I guess it's a bit too much to hope for somebody transcribing the message for me? Here you go:http://iamnormalyourenot.com/2008/07/glenn-beck-worst-voicemail.html"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #14 September 8, 2008 Thanks, Doug. Goddamn... Nothing wrong with him, sure, and I can shoot my jizz to the moon! What a complete douchebag! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #15 September 9, 2008 Quote Quote I can't believe he's single. Why, oh why, did I get married? Well, maybe I should track him down and ask him if I can be his apprentice. I mean he seems to be a smooth player The 416 area code in his phone number is Toronto. Try there. I apologize for him on behalf of all Canadians. 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #16 September 9, 2008 I apologize for him on behalf of all Canadians. Quote WAY too late! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #17 September 9, 2008 absolute flippen LOSER! Arrogant PIG I would have thrown up if that was on my machine OMG!-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
