quade 4 #1 September 10, 2008 We've all seen it. We've all had it done to us. When do you think people are the most likely to play the one-upsmanship game and when does it piss you off the most?quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 September 10, 2008 QuoteWhen do you think people are the most likely to play the one-upsmanship game When they're immature assholes. Quotewhen does it piss you off the most? See above.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #3 September 10, 2008 Oh I could come up with a much better reply than that if I wanted toYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #4 September 10, 2008 Shit I already did! Just do a search.www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twoply 0 #5 September 10, 2008 Thats nothing. this one time, I ate 2 large pizzas and a half gallon of milk, then went jogging. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #6 September 10, 2008 Quote Oh I could come up with a much better reply than that if I wanted to Still wouldn't be as good as MINE~! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #7 September 10, 2008 QuoteThats nothing. this one time, I ate 2 large pizzas and a half gallon of milk, then went jogging. 2 large pizzas?...pfft...mine had anchovieswww.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #8 September 10, 2008 and my milk was chocolateDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BDashe 0 #9 September 10, 2008 Chick in my office- can stand it. Like the whuffo "i'm a skydiver, no really, I jump a size 10 canopy" stories, she incessantly makes sh*t up about personal affairs as well as work related stuff to make herself look like a bad@$$ or cool etc. I was able to deal with it for a couple months, now I just call BS as often as possible, the bigger the crowd the better. She likes the abuse. End of rant.So there I was... Making friends and playing nice since 1983 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #10 September 10, 2008 Quoteand my milk was chocolate Mine was congealedwww.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #11 September 10, 2008 I chased mine down with a shot of lemon and lime juiceDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #12 September 10, 2008 ok you win www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #13 September 10, 2008 Quote Quote and my milk was chocolate Mine was congealed Mine was Yak milk, stored in a mayonnaise jar with a rusty lid and broken glass inside, kept in the hot sun for 3 weeks...and MY pizza was DOUBLE cheese! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #14 September 11, 2008 I don't believe a word of that. Double cheese? Come on. Everyone knows being man of your age, your colon couldn't handle that. www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #15 September 11, 2008 he doesn't have a colon-I ripped it out, stuffed it with battery acid and used it for the sausage on my pizzasYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BDashe 0 #16 September 11, 2008 Quote he doesn't have a colon-I ripped it out, stuffed it with battery acid and used it for the sausage on my pizzas ...too far, too too far. That image is just... I'll pass on dinner tonight. So there I was... Making friends and playing nice since 1983 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #17 September 11, 2008 LMAO that was waaayyy over the line. www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #18 September 11, 2008 Quote he doesn't have a colon-I ripped it out, stuffed it with battery acid and used it for the sausage on my pizzas ...and it's a good thing for you that i piss battery acid, or you couldn't start yer car! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DSE 5 #19 September 11, 2008 Boast all you will, I own the pizza shop, and we have a stable of yaks in the back. Yakety-yak, y'all come back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #20 September 11, 2008 A couple of jobs ago, I was talking at lunch about going rollerblading. A coworker chimes in with how he is a skydiver and how that is the most extreme sport. I didn't really understand how that related because we were just talking about exercise. Apparently, he really needed to tell us about it. Anyway, it turns out that he did one tandem and wore his skydiving-logo golf shirt on Casual Friday... every Friday for the 2 years that I worked there. I really didn't want to discuss it with the guy, so I let it go. Plus, it meant that much to him, why not let him have his 4 minutes of glory? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #21 September 11, 2008 Old, old joke comic back when I used to collect all the funny jokes... Little Boy: I have 3 pennies! Little Girl: I have a dime! Little Boy: I have 5 marbles! Little Girl: I have 10 marbles! Little Boy: You don't have one of these, do ya? (shows his boner) Little Girl: Well, no.... But I have one of these! (pulls up dress) And with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want! (boy's boner goes limp) Still one of the funniest jokes I've ever seen... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
