ryoder 1,590 #1 September 11, 2008 "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #2 September 11, 2008 "For when you're looking for a full bodied flavor..." --or-- "It's okay, they're 'lights' " --or-- "Suck harder" ... So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #3 September 11, 2008 The end result of leaving a carton of smokes in the freakin' packing room! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GaryRay 0 #4 September 11, 2008 i like ice creamJewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #5 September 11, 2008 I knew I should never have bet against Michael Phelps. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jclalor 12 #6 September 11, 2008 Hell ya I need a smoke, Palin could end up president. Or, ya I smoke but only once a day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #7 September 11, 2008 toke it up man toke it up, Nah man that's good dog shit man. You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
birdlike 0 #8 September 11, 2008 "In Vladivostok, economy so poor, no vun haf gun for suicide. No vun even haf knife for suicide. Only suicide mettod, can smoke self to deatt. Ivan haf nothing left liff for, he do himself in vit Marlboro."Spirits fly on dangerous missions Imaginations on fire Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #9 September 11, 2008 They're going to ban smoking in two days... (shrugs helplessly) what can you do? "That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
birdlike 0 #10 September 11, 2008 "I smoke this, make world record pride for benefit glorious nation Kazakhstan!"Spirits fly on dangerous missions Imaginations on fire Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmytavino 16 #11 September 11, 2008 The Wheel Of Misfortune...or Upon receiving the tobacco company's settlement from the lawsuit,,, the plaintiffs celebrated..!!!or "hey Man,,,,, Ya' mind if I FIRE UP???? jmy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #12 September 11, 2008 The newest brand of cigarettes out only comes with 1 in it... But it's a hell of a cigarette!! The brand name... Tumors. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
