happythoughts 0 #1 September 12, 2008 Like this one, probably a weather day at the dz. clicky (edited to add - the clicky is SFW, but there are nekkie pics all over the page around it) (I just know that someone has tried this.) Another great dog moment. Consider this... fewer and fewer dogs are learning to drive today. You just knew that Lassie could drive. Farm life. Out there at 6am on the tractor. I was thinking about this today at work. I was bored and thinking how Timmy used to get out of class. Lassie would come to the window and bark. "What is it Lassie?" "Arf" "The ranger?" "Arf" "He fell?" "Miss Jones, Lassie wants me to skip school and go with her, is that ok?" "Sure, Timmy." That is how a heroic, follicularly-enhanced, transvestite canine handles things. Saving the ranger from a particularly nasty fall in the ravine. Cats never do squat. No front-page cat-hero stories. So, the crux of the problem. I work on the 10th floor. How will Lassie alert me? That window is wayyy up there. I am thinking of a Medic-Alert Collar to beep me. She could stand on top of the adjoining car park on the 3rd floor and press her collar while gesturing wildly. I will race out the door and join my dog in the pages of history. (I may skip the nominal requirement of superhero attire - tights and underwear on the outside. Just some New Balance shoes and jogging shorts with extra ball room.) I don't see how society can fend for itself with some help. Plus, tomorrow I'm supposed to write some documentation... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #2 September 12, 2008 Heck if it weren't for Sacajewa's dog, we'd still be looking for St. Louis.....skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #3 September 12, 2008 Quote Heck if it weren't for Sacajewa's dog, we'd still be looking for St. Louis..... or without Pavlovs dog there'd be no PavlovaI knowYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #4 September 12, 2008 Quote Heck if it weren't for Sacajewa's dog, we'd still be looking for St. Louis..... And if it wasn't for Snoopy, the Red Baron would be still be flyin' and not makin' frozen pizza~! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #5 September 12, 2008 Quote Quote Heck if it weren't for Sacajewa's dog, we'd still be looking for St. Louis..... And if it wasn't for Snoopy, the Red Baron would be still be flyin' and not makin' frozen pizza~! By following Snoopy's example, I was able to save untold tens of dollars on dance lessons. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
