Misternatural 0 #26 September 12, 2008 Hoo me guh.....now that is FUNNY, Look at the drawing on the marker board. Then the Expert says "How would the other person feel when their partner produces the apparatus" next we are going to be calling sex "the procedure"? Eg; " would you like to join me in the procedure, wait let me get the apparatus, no no don't touch it yet it has to properly vulcanize." -yes that sets the mood nicely...Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #27 September 12, 2008 Quote http://www.toxicjunction.com/get.asp?i=V1295 boys...how do you feel about this? what's a condom?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jonstark 8 #28 September 12, 2008 Quote The tough part is going to be when guys try stuffing that "spray booth" in their wallet. Put it in your front pocket... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #29 September 12, 2008 Quote http://www.toxicjunction.com/get.asp?i=V1295 boys...how do you feel about this? The real question is, how do YOU feel about it?... There are some guys that don't use condoms; in which case this is irelevent. When using a condom (or something like it,) what do you trust not getting you preggers? Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #30 September 12, 2008 I think it'd make a great product for gags. latex out someone's windows, etc. instant good time if ya ask me Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galvar2439 0 #31 September 12, 2008 Quotehttp://www.toxicjunction.com/get.asp?i=V1295 boys...how do you feel about this? My rig is custom fit, why not!So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HeatherObscura 0 #32 September 12, 2008 Quote Quote http://www.toxicjunction.com/get.asp?i=V1295 boys...how do you feel about this? The real question is, how do YOU feel about it?... There are some guys that don't use condoms; in which case this is irelevent. When using a condom (or something like it,) what do you trust not getting you preggers? unfortunately ive been celibate (not by choice) for a good 8 months.. and i cant get myself preggers so im good for now but in all seriousness..i don't think id put anything inside of me that needs to solidify first... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #33 September 12, 2008 Quote but in all seriousness..i don't think id put anything inside of me that needs to solidify first... You SURE about that????? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HeatherObscura 0 #34 September 12, 2008 Quote Quote but in all seriousness..i don't think id put anything inside of me that needs to solidify first... You SURE about that????? oh my god..i just realized how ridiculous that sounded.good one Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stuntbabex 0 #35 September 12, 2008 Im not so sure about this idea. Theres a reason why the typical condom has the extra room at the end... to make room for the spooge so that it doesnt break the condom. It doesnt look like these spray condoms will be able to do that so I can see these things having a problem with breaking upon explosion. I wouldnt trust it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piratemike 0 #36 September 13, 2008 Quote I think it'd make a great product for gags. latex out someone's windows, etc. instant good time if ya ask me Ooo, or the first time I get ahold of one of these, I'm heading straight to one of my friends houses to see what needs "protection". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingJ 0 #37 September 13, 2008 Quote Im not so sure about this idea. Theres a reason why the typical condom has the extra room at the end... to make room for the spooge so that it doesnt break the condom. It doesnt look like these spray condoms will be able to do that so I can see these things having a problem with breaking upon explosion. I wouldnt trust it. Or extreme back pressure! Killing threads since 2004. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #38 September 13, 2008 Quote unfortunately ive been celibate (not by choice) for a good 8 months.. We can change that... Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #39 September 13, 2008 Quote Most paint stores are happy to color matching with your underwear (however, you have to carry them in, not wear them). My Home Depot banning ends in 4 months.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #40 September 13, 2008 Quote Quote Most paint stores are happy to color matching with your underwear (however, you have to carry them in, not wear them). My Home Depot banning ends in 4 months. LMAO - what the hell did you do? (Something tells me I wont be surprised!...)Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #41 September 13, 2008 >>Theres a reason why the typical condom has the extra room at the end... Yeah,personally, I would be worried about the clogging of the pecker pipe. Besides, what other chemicals are in this stuff that I might be pickling my pole with?Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stuntbabex 0 #42 September 13, 2008 Ewww I can see how having a pee-hole cork would suck. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #43 September 13, 2008 Also, i hope the stuff is colorfast- who wants to be busting out a dyed green shwanzel especially with someone new.Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #44 September 13, 2008 Sounds like a pretty sticky issue to me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HeatherObscura 0 #45 September 14, 2008 QuoteAlso, i hope the stuff is colorfast- who wants to be busting out a dyed green shwanzel especially with someone new. baahahahaha shwanzel my new favorite word Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #46 September 14, 2008 Interesting concept. However, it seems rather complicated. How does a device like this leave a tip at the end ? And finally, you lose the fun of watching somebody put it on you with their mouth. Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 130 #47 September 14, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Most paint stores are happy to color matching with your underwear (however, you have to carry them in, not wear them). My Home Depot banning ends in 4 months. LMAO - what the hell did you do? (Something tells me I wont be surprised!...) He got caught trying out the Plasti-Dip, in the store http://www.plastidip.com/home_solutions/Plasti_DipGive one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #48 September 15, 2008 yeah - Shwanzel, I heard it at a party, there was porn playing on the TV and someone yelled Woha! Shwanzel!!!....and so it was. Here's a helpful list of more terms:http://www.sex-lexis.com/Sex-Dictionary/penis "frigamajig, girlometer, Woodrow...." Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
