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I'm at work, and when I clicked on the link the server gave me an ACCESS DENIED message. Rather appropriate given the subject matter



Me too. I'm always afraid whe I get that message it's being logged somewhere. My work environment is freakig awsome (I AM on DZ.com a lot...:)) but I know those nerds running Tech Services are a bunch of dateless porn-watching wonders bent on micromanaging site permissions...[:/]
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Hey, as long as I don't have to do any wet-sanding or use any polishing compound, it should be okay.

I can't imagine removing one of those things being a pleasant experience.



You may need this:

http://www.uscomposites.com/moldrelease.html
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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I went the whole hog, made life simple all I fire now is blanks,
But I still love Latex :ph34r:



Firing blanks doesn't protect your wood from termites.:|
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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Me too. I'm always afraid whe I get that message it's being logged somewhere. My work environment is freakig awsome (I AM on DZ.com a lot...:)) but I know those nerds running Tech Services are a bunch of dateless porn-watching wonders bent on micromanaging site permissions...[:/]



You do realize the computer guys have absolutely nothing to do with choosing the corporate policy, right? They just, sort of, get paid to enforce it. I'm sure they'd be more than happy to watch porn at work too, if they were allowed.
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It is easier to just leave a pint of Weatherbeater latex house paint in the trunk of the car. Pry off the lid, drop that puppy in.

One pint is the equivalent of 200 condoms. Think of the cost savings and real protection.

Plus, you get your choice of attractive colors.
Most paint stores are happy to color matching with your underwear (however, you have to carry them in, not wear them).

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It is easier to just leave a pint of Weatherbeater latex house paint in the trunk of the car. Pry off the lid, drop that puppy in.

One pint is the equivalent of 200 condoms. Think of the cost savings and real protection.

Plus, you get your choice of attractive colors.
Most paint stores are happy to color matching with your underwear (however, you have to carry them in, not wear them).

:)



And how long must you "stand at attention" while it dries?[:/]
Seems like the opportunity might pass before you were ready to take advantage of it.
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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It is easier to just leave a pint of Weatherbeater latex house paint in the trunk of the car. Pry off the lid, drop that puppy in.

One pint is the equivalent of 200 condoms. Think of the cost savings and real protection.

Plus, you get your choice of attractive colors.
Most paint stores are happy to color matching with your underwear (however, you have to carry them in, not wear them).

:)



And how long must you "stand at attention" while it dries?[:/]
Seems like the opportunity might pass before you were ready to take advantage of it.


I just aim the air vent on it during the ride to her place.

I read that if you have an erection for more than 4 hours, you should consult your doctor. If that is the case, I need to get a better looking doctor. Mine isn't going to help at all.
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