DFWAJG 4 #1 September 12, 2008 So, I fired my assistant because she was sucking at her job, and I'm doing the paperwork organizing what was supposed to have been done 9 months ago. I'm on the last box, and at the bottom, is a Peter Shankman Poker Chip. What the hell am I supposed to do with this?!!!! It's not recyclable, can't recycle it. I don't play poker. I can't cash it in for money. PETER! This thing is so annoying! I just know that was the idea. Miss you dude! I'll be coming home soon. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
birdlike 0 #2 September 12, 2008 I feel like I just fell asleep but ended up in someone else's chaotic dream. Honestly, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I'm probably not intended to, but ... either way.Spirits fly on dangerous missions Imaginations on fire Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #3 September 12, 2008 Quote I feel like I just fell asleep but ended up in someone else's chaotic dream. Honestly, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I'm probably not intended to, but ... either way. Peter Shankman is a guy from New York, and entrepreneur, he is also an active skydiver and up until a few months ago an active poster on here. Google Peter Shankman and TASERHe a cool and funny guy tooYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #4 September 12, 2008 I have one too, it just feels wrong to throw it away so it sits here on my desk. Hmmm...maybe that's what he wants! He makes people have a constant reminder of him so he can someday have world domination! Can we talk about his body position in his sit now? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micduran 0 #5 September 12, 2008 It is a stalker chip not a poker chip. You can't do anything with it but you can't throw it away either. Where has he been lately, anyway?Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #6 September 12, 2008 Quote It is a stalker chip not a poker chip. You can't do anything with it but you can't throw it away either. Where has he been lately, anyway? From his Facebook Blog, bloody everywhere he's always on the move it seemsYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #7 September 12, 2008 You fired your wife? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #8 September 12, 2008 Quote Can we talk about his body position in his sit now? Only if you do it in a Cindy Brady voice. That's what he did.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #9 September 12, 2008 Quote I have one too, it just feels wrong to throw it away so it sits here on my desk. Hmmm...maybe that's what he wants! He makes people have a constant reminder of him so he can someday have world domination! Can we talk about his body position in his sit now? You know, when I received my poker chip I was like cool, great idea. Then I said you're legs are too close together. hahahaha Peter " Never fails when I give that to a skydiver" Or something close enough to that. I still have mine by the way Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ntrprnr 0 #10 September 14, 2008 Quote So, I fired my assistant because she was sucking at her job, and I'm doing the paperwork organizing what was supposed to have been done 9 months ago. I'm on the last box, and at the bottom, is a Peter Shankman Poker Chip. What the hell am I supposed to do with this?!!!! It's not recyclable, can't recycle it. I don't play poker. I can't cash it in for money. PETER! This thing is so annoying! I just know that was the idea. Miss you dude! I'll be coming home soon. Hiya. Been super busy. Made the mistake of starting www.helpareporter.com in March, which guaranteed that by June, it'd be consuming my life. We blew past 30,000 members this morning. I haven't jumped since June 5. Also, I figured a vacation from DZ was probably in order since it took a few months to remove the taste of my own foot from inserting it into my mouth in my last post. So if y'all have me, sure I'll come back. Why not. Now I just gotta get my reserve repacked, do a currency jump, and get back in the game. Piece of cake, right?_______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #11 September 14, 2008 WELCOME BACK! Glad to hear that you've been keeping busy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #12 September 14, 2008 Howdy mate, you have to take us to NY BESTEST bagel place You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #13 September 15, 2008 Quote Also, I figured a vacation from DZ was probably in order since it took a few months to remove the taste of my own foot from inserting it into my mouth in my last post. I have no idea what post you're talking about, so you're good with me! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
