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What if it was hot bread sex?? Now that's kinky. Now you have me fantasizing about your fantasy... I think I'll go get bread at lunch. Warm, hot, long, fresh French bread... MMmm...
Hot bread sex?!!! That is putting my imagination into overdrive. Not that I'm thinking about having sex with bread--but hot bread *and* hot sex would be way over the top.
I realized long ago what my place is in life. I am a slave to the women of the world. I could go on and on about all the things that women are and the things they do that turn me on, but that would take forever.
Let's get to the bread part.
I imagine us standing close--very close--in a warm, steamy, softly lit room gazing into each others eyes and feeling that electricity that tells us that total ecstacy will be ours tonight.
I gently run my fingers along that very special part of your lower back that is just above your beautiful ass. That one spot on your lower back that when touched in just the right way, sends shivers of anticipation and pleasure not just up and down your spine, but through every fiber of your being.
That spot is going to be the sole focus of my existence tonight. The butter I spread on the hot bread gently melts, and you gently touch it with your finger and bring it to your lips; taste it with your tongue.
The piece of bread is ready. So am I. I hold it in front of your face and you run your tongue down its length. I am yours.
I glide the buttery bread so gently along that special spot on your lower back and bring it back to your lips for you to experience bread ecstacy while I gently lick the butter from that special spot.
As the smell and taste of that wonderful bread fill your soul, and I am licking that special spot, waves of pleasure ripple through you....
Damn, I'm a perv today.
Walt
QuoteYEAH, BABY! It was really great. My grandmother made the world's best baked goods. I haven't eaten anything like them since. The down-side was, while all the other kids wore 'Panhandle Slim' shirts... I wore 'Panhandle Chubby'!
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Chuck
Shit, I've got this bread thing going through my head today and I know you're feelin' it too!
Walt
Elisha 1

edit to add: Fuck that low carb diet shit! I want BREAD!!!
Chuck

Mother to the cutest little thing in the world...
QuoteDude, keep your porn fantasies to yourself.
It's the bread. Just thinking about it is making me downright dysfunctional today.
edited to add:
Besides, does it really qualify as porn when ABSOLUTELY no sex is involved?
Walt
QuoteYeah, Bud! I keep readin' this thread... I'm findin' a bake shop!
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edit to add: Fuck that low carb diet shit! I want BREAD!!!
Chuck
Right on, man!!!
Walt

Chuck
QuoteDuuude. I love bread. I would rather have bread instead of chocolate.
ME TOO!!!!!

Bread...yummmm......
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.
QuoteI ...WANT....BREAD.....NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, baby!!!
Walt

That does it. Now, I really am going to the bakery.
You keep this up and Windcatcher is gonna get that 10-lbs. back!

Chuck
QuoteYou keep this up and Windcatcher is gonna get that 10-lbs. back!
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Chuck
And she will love every single ounce of it!
Walt
sharimcm 0

I'm sure we can find some bread there!
"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
Chuck
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