happythoughts 0 #1 September 18, 2008 Today, two people were arrested. news The first one, drives into a gas station with a large tank in the back of his truck. He gives the clerk his drivers license as ID and will pay for the gas by check in a moment. He gets 90 gallons of gas ($366) and drives off... last April. news The second guy they caught today, almost immediately. He stole a Krispy-Kreme donut truck. He was stopped on Fowler Ave by the Tampa police. The Tampa PD are famous for not patrolling. Merely sitting in the median of three favorite roads and clocking speeders, Fowler is one of them. What if he hadn't been drunk and drove over to them? Would they have had to move and search for the donuts? On the horns of a dilemma for sure... Last month, a drunk drove his car into a police station. That's a time saver. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites