Broke 0 #1 August 25, 2008 OK this weekend I survived my first century. My body hurts, but I guess the endorphins were really pumping through my body because my face hurts from smiling a lot. Met quite a few hotties, but was stupid and didn't get any numbers. I need to do another century. Considering I didn't train at all, and I had no clue what I was in for I think I did well. I am not sure what my over all seat time was, but my friends and I started rolling at 0800 and I crossed the finish at 1730. The final brake had a little wine not a bad Chardonay, and then for the final 8 miles of the ride. Which when you hit the causeway you get spanked by a monsterous crosswind. As of now my hands are still numb, my ass hurts like I spent a week in prison, and my legs are cranky at me. Perhaps next time I do something like this I should get my bike tuned up before the event, so it will work the way it is supposed to. I also need to retape the grips. 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #2 August 25, 2008 Quote OK this weekend I survived my first century. My body hurts, but I guess the endorphins were really pumping through my body because my face hurts from smiling a lot. Met quite a few hotties, but was stupid and didn't get any numbers. I need to do another century. Considering I didn't train at all, and I had no clue what I was in for I think I did well. I am not sure what my over all seat time was, but my friends and I started rolling at 0800 and I crossed the finish at 1730. The final brake had a little wine not a bad Chardonay, and then for the final 8 miles of the ride. Which when you hit the causeway you get spanked by a monsterous crosswind. As of now my hands are still numb, my ass hurts like I spent a week in prison, and my legs are cranky at me. Perhaps next time I do something like this I should get my bike tuned up before the event, so it will work the way it is supposed to. I also need to retape the grips. 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all When I saw the title... I just figured you spray painted your balls again.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #3 August 25, 2008 Oh come on I am not that stipud. I may be stupid, but not that stupidDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #4 August 25, 2008 Quote Oh come on I am not that stipud. I may be stupid, but not that stupid I still luv ya!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #5 August 25, 2008 Rock on Jason... That's great!!! ScottLivin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #6 August 25, 2008 Around mile 50 it was rough going, because I didn't take in enough suger. I had snagged some gel blocks, so I glommed them all in a few minutes I was back up. Then the rest stop after that hap pie... mmmDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #7 August 25, 2008 You wanted me to remind you to not ride 100 miles again. Here it is: Don't ever ride another 100 fucking miles! Hell, my longest ride was around 60 miles, when I was a teenager, but I rode a lot back then, when I wasn't running so I wasn't all that sore, just tired. Nowadays, I'd probably die after 10 miles since I haven't ridden my bike for more than 10 years. It's been laying on the floor of my attic since I bought my house 8 years ago. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #8 August 25, 2008 Quote Quote OK this weekend I survived my first century. My body hurts, but I guess the endorphins were really pumping through my body because my face hurts from smiling a lot. Met quite a few hotties, but was stupid and didn't get any numbers. I need to do another century. Considering I didn't train at all, and I had no clue what I was in for I think I did well. I am not sure what my over all seat time was, but my friends and I started rolling at 0800 and I crossed the finish at 1730. The final brake had a little wine not a bad Chardonay, and then for the final 8 miles of the ride. Which when you hit the causeway you get spanked by a monsterous crosswind. As of now my hands are still numb, my ass hurts like I spent a week in prison, and my legs are cranky at me. Perhaps next time I do something like this I should get my bike tuned up before the event, so it will work the way it is supposed to. I also need to retape the grips. 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all When I saw the title... I just figured you spray painted your balls again.... Ditto!... Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #9 August 25, 2008 Quote OK this weekend I survived my first century. My body hurts, but I guess the endorphins were really pumping through my body because my face hurts from smiling a lot. Met quite a few hotties, but was stupid and didn't get any numbers. I need to do another century. Considering I didn't train at all, and I had no clue what I was in for I think I did well. I am not sure what my over all seat time was, but my friends and I started rolling at 0800 and I crossed the finish at 1730. The final brake had a little wine not a bad Chardonay, and then for the final 8 miles of the ride. Which when you hit the causeway you get spanked by a monsterous crosswind. As of now my hands are still numb, my ass hurts like I spent a week in prison, and my legs are cranky at me. Perhaps next time I do something like this I should get my bike tuned up before the event, so it will work the way it is supposed to. I also need to retape the grips. 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Congrats - actually I agree with the others, I figured you were painting your body parts again........go figureDPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #10 August 25, 2008 Quote 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Demerol is your friend.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #11 August 25, 2008 QuoteQuote 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Demerol is your friend. Nah... Demerol sucks. Nasty nausea... the active metabolites last too long. VERSED! Cuz the amnesic effect helps with not just the pain... but the MEMORY of the pain as well! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #12 August 26, 2008 Ahh what won't so up in a random pee test? Versed is good stuff. I even told that to my oral surgeon as he was pushing it, just before passing out.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #13 August 26, 2008 and thank goodness I'm not reading about your golden nuts again!! talk to you soon! (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #14 September 17, 2008 This pic was taken at mile 92... I can look like a dork sometimesDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #15 September 17, 2008 I'm amazed that you can stand that close to a tree without having a panic attackYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #16 September 18, 2008 hurts. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #17 September 18, 2008 Quote This pic was taken at mile 92... I can look like a dork sometimes Doing a poor imitation of the Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum pose. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #18 September 18, 2008 What was even worse is I had to ride past my house to get to the finish line, and that was a very bad Captain Morgan poseDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stuntbabex 0 #19 September 18, 2008 QuoteQuoteQuote 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Demerol is your friend. Nah... Demerol sucks. Nasty nausea... the active metabolites last too long. VERSED! Cuz the amnesic effect helps with not just the pain... but the MEMORY of the pain as well! I agree. Demerol gives me hives. F that. Congrats on the 100 miles, holy shit I couldnt do that. Now to club 100 baby seals... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #20 September 18, 2008 MMm baby that's hot you trying to turn me on again Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
