Andy_Copland 0 #1 September 20, 2008 So went to get a box of matches and the woman says "there's a box there, take what you need." So like any sensible person i pick up the whole fucking bastard box and she says "noooo! Not the whole box!" "Why the fuck say take what i need then?" Of course she found it funny but i was pissed off i didnt get my 2000 matches.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #2 September 20, 2008 Quote So went to get a box of matches and the woman says "there's a box there, take what you need." So like any sensible person i pick up the whole fucking bastard box and she says "noooo! Not the whole box!" "Why the fuck say take what i need then?" Of course she found it funny but i was pissed off i didnt get my 2000 matches. Kudos to your woman. She must be special .... dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #3 September 20, 2008 She was just some woman working in a smoke shop, i was expecting to pay 10c or something for the box so when she said take what you need i really thought "fuck... time to never run low on matches." Maybe it was the beer that made me think it was OK to do. Still she did say it 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #4 September 20, 2008 People frequently confuse "needs" with "wants." I seriously doubt you "needed" 2000 matches at that moment.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #5 September 20, 2008 Quote ..."fuck... time to never run low on matches." ... Don't drink and think, fool. Drink and drive is OK, but thinking? Dangerous. She caught you. With matches. Tricky. dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #6 September 20, 2008 I just went 5 days without power and my candles are low. Also i think of my neighbours. What a great guy i am.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #7 September 20, 2008 Quote I just went 5 days without power and my candles are low. Also i think of my neighbours. What a great guy i am. You're a drunken guy, dude. Just go and ask you neighbours for some candles and some matches (not 2000!). Go back home and ask your woman to cover you with a blanket. She'll do it with love. Hand her a beer. She'll love you. dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #8 September 20, 2008 I am never drunk. As for the blanket, if i go home drunk im not getting any blanket let alone a "hello, sleep on the floor." 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #9 September 20, 2008 Quote I am never drunk. As for the blanket, if i go home drunk im not getting any blanket let alone a "hello, sleep on the floor." I see she's European. So, of course not. Sleep and snore outside. Normal. dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #10 September 21, 2008 Fuck, i sleep on the floor thinking its the bed sometimes anyway.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #11 September 21, 2008 QuoteSo went to get a box of matches and the woman says "there's a box there, take what you need." So like any sensible person i pick up the whole fucking bastard box and she says "noooo! Not the whole box!" "Why the fuck say take what i need then?" Of course she found it funny but i was pissed off i didnt get my 2000 matches. If I made a post like this people would say I was angry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #12 September 21, 2008 You're the angriest man on the planet, damn you and your temper.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #13 September 21, 2008 Quote People frequently confuse "needs" with "wants." I seriously doubt you "needed" 2000 matches at that moment. You don't know Andy. Andy needing 2000 matches does not surprise me. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #14 September 21, 2008 Quote Quote People frequently confuse "needs" with "wants." I seriously doubt you "needed" 2000 matches at that moment. You don't know Andy. Andy needing 2000 matches does not surprise me. So you're saying he's a clumsy git that can't figure out how to get a fag lit?Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #15 September 21, 2008 Andy couldn't light his own fart with a flame thrower, perhaps its the American match are a bit more complicated than English ones Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #16 September 21, 2008 I don't get it Andy, what do you REALLY mean? (That's how women think, and I don't get it, really!)skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
