stitch 0 #1 September 24, 2008 if I sent a friend a lump of coal for their birthday ?"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #2 September 24, 2008 I think it would be just fine. I sent my dad a birthday card that said ... "Hell won't be so bad, because I know you'll be there too" :) :) :) Oh must add ... This was after not talking to him for a couple of years. He's kind of an ass, but the card was quite humorous in my opinion. Other family members who wish to remain nameless feel differently. What can I say? I have a great sense of humor. I mean, the card did have a cute little picture of a devil on it.Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #3 September 24, 2008 Hell Ain't a Bad Place To Be.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nsWTs20KFg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #4 September 24, 2008 Fuel (in all it's guises) is expensive, sounds like a thoughtful gift to me You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #5 September 24, 2008 I suppose it's nicer than dog poop (real or fake). But people often live to regret acting on such "good ideas". For the ladies, there's the ever popular broom with a brake handle..... Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #6 September 24, 2008 Quote Hell Ain't a Bad Place To Be.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nsWTs20KFg Shit... Why didn't those hallmark fuckers think of adding music to that card? That might have added a touch of class. *Wish I could spell it right before I post.Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #7 September 24, 2008 Quote For the ladies, there's the ever popular broom with a brake handle..... Or the ever popular bathroom scale. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #8 September 24, 2008 Quote Quote For the ladies, there's the ever popular broom with a brake handle..... Or the ever popular bathroom scale. That would have gone alone quite nicely with the case of twinkies I got my step mother for her birthday several years ago.Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hausse 0 #9 September 24, 2008 QuoteI think it would be just fine. I sent my dad a birthday card that said ... "Hell won't be so bad, because I know you'll be there too" :) :) :) Oh must add ... This was after not talking to him for a couple of years. He's kind of an ass, but the card was quite humorous in my opinion. Other family members who wish to remain nameless feel differently. What can I say? I have a great sense of humor. I mean, the card did have a cute little picture of a devil on it. That just made my day. Thanks so much I definitely will use that one! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #10 September 24, 2008 Quote Hell Ain't a Bad Place To Be.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nsWTs20KFg Ya.. This one..I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites