Nutz 0 #26 September 24, 2008 Quote She probably thought you were Peanut... That is cold. Yes, at least she was honest. She is a very nice girl anyway, not really my type, , she told me she was dating someone. I first met her when I first seperated from my ex wife, she started coming and hanging around my office. I wasn't ready to date and never asked her out so a guy upstairs did. When they broke up, he is an idiot btw, I asked her out and she told me she didn't want to date anyone because she was still getting over him. I waited and this is what I get. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #27 September 24, 2008 Quote Also, if it makes you feel any better I just sharted and I still have 6 hours left at my desk in the office. Now im in a suit with no underwear, weird... ...at first i thought that was a typo... "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #28 September 24, 2008 Quote Quote Also, if it makes you feel any better I just sharted and I still have 6 hours left at my desk in the office. Now im in a suit with no underwear, weird... ...at first i thought that was a typo... It did take me a few seconds to realize what he meant too. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #29 September 24, 2008 Quote Also, if it makes you feel any better I just sharted and I still have 6 hours left at my desk in the office. Now im in a suit with no underwear, weird... Somehow the people on this site make me laugh at some point or another every day.Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #30 September 24, 2008 Quote WRONG: Hey, baby/honey/sweetheart... what do you say I take you to *wink* dinner? So THAT explains it!! So you are saying that my typical: "Yo, Sweet Cheeks... YOU ME Sushi.. Whadda you say??" Isnt always the best way to ask a girl out? I knew I must be doing something wrong. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #31 September 24, 2008 Quote Quote WRONG: Hey, baby/honey/sweetheart... what do you say I take you to *wink* dinner? So THAT explains it!! So you are saying that my typical: "Yo, Sweet Cheeks... YOU ME Sushi.. Whadda you say??" Isnt always the best way to ask a girl out? I knew I must be doing something wrong. Club over the back of the head and then drag her home. When she comes to tell her that someone snuck up and hit her, and that you beat him up for herDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #32 September 24, 2008 Quote Dinner is too much to ask from someone you don't know well. Ask for coffee next time. That way, she knows that if she decides you're an idiot halfway through, she's only committed to one cup of coffee (30 minutes or so) rather than spending hours with you for dinner. She's more likely to take a chance on you and say yes. Also, it's in the way you ask. WRONG: Hey, baby/honey/sweetheart... what do you say I take you to *wink* dinner? WRONG: Um...you're probably busy or not interested or have a boyfriend or husband or something but, would you, um, maybe, want to, you know, sometime, I don't know, have dinner? RIGHT: Hi. I heard about this great new restaurant in Little Italy. Want to meet me there for dinner on Tuesday? Better yet, tell her to bring a six pack of good beer, a dozen condoms, and maybe her girlfriend, and you can watch porn together. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #33 September 24, 2008 Quote Quote Dinner for two at a reasonable (Date worthy) resturant.. $80 to $100 if you dont order wine.. A bottle of wine and add $40. A Movie afterwards for two.. another $30 to $60 depending on how big the Popcorn is. Bar Tab for a drink afterwards.. Wuffo Chick - Another $40 easily.. SkyChick - Add Another $100 (But usually worth it). You can obviously get away a lot cheaper but these costs look fairly reasonable/normal to me. Gee, i had a great time when we went out a few months ago and it only cost you a club sammich at the truck stop and a bottle of Absolut...guess i'm a cheap date. But it was a VERY nice Truck Stop and I did offer to take you to the Strip Club afterwards. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BDashe 0 #34 September 24, 2008 Quote Quote if it makes you feel any better I just sharted and I still have 6 hours left at my desk in the office. Now im in a suit with no underwear, The first Shart isnt generally the problem. It is the Next one that is really going to leave you in an awkward situation.. Agreed, however this was a pretty unpleasant round 1. And not to hijack the thread, but i sharted on exit once as we were building outside the otter and all i could think was "do i stay or do i jump, do i stay or jump?!!!!" amazing all the scenarios that ran through my head in the 3 second count. Thank goodness i was wearing boxer briefs or i could have had the worst splatter of all time. first one to land, tossed the undies and was on the next load, no one ever knew... Until now! Back to your regularly scheduled thread. P.S. I logged it in my log book.So there I was... Making friends and playing nice since 1983 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #35 September 24, 2008 Quote Quote She probably thought you were Peanut... That is cold. Yes, at least she was honest. She is a very nice girl anyway, not really my type, , she told me she was dating someone. I first met her when I first seperated from my ex wife, she started coming and hanging around my office. I wasn't ready to date and never asked her out so a guy upstairs did. When they broke up, he is an idiot btw, I asked her out and she told me she didn't want to date anyone because she was still getting over him. I waited and this is what I get. I had that happen once. Me and this nurse had an incredible first date. I thought we really hit it off. The next week she tells me she was engaged 6 months prior and wasn't ready to date but she wanted to keep my number. 6 months later I found out she has a boyfriend... he walked into my work, got to talking....1 year later she walks into my work and asks if I'm single. 1 more year after that she walks into my work again to ask if I'm still seeing the same girl. Some chicks can be weird bro. www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #36 September 24, 2008 Quote Quote Quote WRONG: Hey, baby/honey/sweetheart... what do you say I take you to *wink* dinner? So THAT explains it!! So you are saying that my typical: "Yo, Sweet Cheeks... YOU ME Sushi.. Whadda you say??" Isnt always the best way to ask a girl out? I knew I must be doing something wrong. Club over the back of the head and then drag her home. When she comes to tell her that someone snuck up and hit her, and that you beat him up for her But what if she wakes up in the trunk?Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #37 September 24, 2008 Quote Quote WRONG: Hey, baby/honey/sweetheart... what do you say I take you to *wink* dinner? So THAT explains it!! So you are saying that my typical: "Yo, Sweet Cheeks... YOU ME Sushi.. Whadda you say??" Isnt always the best way to ask a girl out? I knew I must be doing something wrong. I don't know... the S word will allow for the forgiveness of quite a lot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #38 September 24, 2008 Quote Better yet, tell her to bring a six pack of good beer, a dozen condoms, and maybe her girlfriend, and you can watch porn together. That pretty much only works at the dropzone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #39 September 24, 2008 Quote But it was a VERY nice Truck Stop and I did offer to take you to the Strip Club afterwards. And we will go to the strip club next time you visit. (which i hope is soon) ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #40 September 24, 2008 Quote tossed the undies and was on the next load, no one ever knew... Until now! You sure like to toss your undies, huh? Quote P.S. I logged it in my log book. OMG. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HeatherObscura 0 #41 September 24, 2008 QuoteSo, at lunch I saw this girl I like and I asked her out to dinner. As usual when I ask someone out, she told me no. Does it ever get to a point that it doesn't make you feel lower than whale crap when a girl turns you down? did you tell her you jump out of airplanes??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #42 September 24, 2008 Quote Quote So, at lunch I saw this girl I like and I asked her out to dinner. As usual when I ask someone out, she told me no. Does it ever get to a point that it doesn't make you feel lower than whale crap when a girl turns you down? did you tell her you jump out of airplanes??? You know what? I wondered the same thing because my guy friends told me good luck on meeting a guy who will "put up" with me "jumping out of airplanes with a bunch of guys all weekend". I said tough shit if he's an insecure pussy! If I wasn't into skydiving and I met a guy who did, I would think it was totally cool. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hausse 0 #43 September 24, 2008 Quote Quote Quote WRONG: Hey, baby/honey/sweetheart... what do you say I take you to *wink* dinner? So THAT explains it!! So you are saying that my typical: "Yo, Sweet Cheeks... YOU ME Sushi.. Whadda you say??" Isnt always the best way to ask a girl out? I knew I must be doing something wrong. I don't know... the S word will allow for the forgiveness of quite a lot. I don't know but usually when I do something wrong and say lets just have Sex, the S word doesn't work for me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BDashe 0 #44 September 24, 2008 Quote Quote tossed the undies and was on the next load, no one ever knew... Until now! You sure like to toss your undies, huh? Quote P.S. I logged it in my log book. OMG. I like tossing other peoples' (female) undies too!!! Preferably close to the same time/place I toss mine...also shartless is perferred, but i am always up for a challenge. HA!So there I was... Making friends and playing nice since 1983 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #45 September 24, 2008 Quote I like tossing other peoples' (female) undies too!!! Preferably close to the same time/place I toss mine...also shartless is perferred, but i am always up for a challenge. HA! Is that for your or HERS?? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BDashe 0 #46 September 24, 2008 Quote Quote I like tossing other peoples' (female) undies too!!! Preferably close to the same time/place I toss mine...also shartless is perferred, but i am always up for a challenge. HA! Is that for your or HERS?? Ummm... whichever is most raunchy/funny? Let your imagination runSo there I was... Making friends and playing nice since 1983 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #47 September 24, 2008 Quote Quote I don't know... the S word will allow for the forgiveness of quite a lot. I don't know but usually when I do something wrong and say lets just have Sex, the S word doesn't work for me That's because sex and sushi are not the same word. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #48 September 24, 2008 Quote That's because sex and sushi are not the same word. True, but for many of us one usually leads to the other. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #49 September 24, 2008 Quote Dinner for two at a reasonable (Date worthy) resturant.. $80 to $100 if you dont order wine.. A bottle of wine and add $40. Those are "special date" nights for my wife and I. Birthdays, anniversaries, etc. When we were dating we were both in college, so a lot of our dates involved cooking something at my place. We have a date planned tonight, we'll probably spend about $50 total (including drinks). I guess we're both cheap.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #50 September 24, 2008 You don't just...go and ask a girl out to dinner. Dinner is something you go and do once you already have some interaction and there's a shared attraction. I really don't any girls who would go on a date with some guy they didn't know."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
