Can somebody please explain to me...

[millertime24 8]

Actually its a 2 part question.

Why is it that when you're on a road trip and suddenly you get the urge to piss it seems that you can hold it for indefinate amount of time as long as there aren't any exits anytime soon?

Now once you get close to a rest stop or exit with services why do you have to piss worse and worse the closer you get to the facilities and by the time you're actually at the toilet you're about to piss all over the front of you're pants?

Seriously inquiring minds want to know.

Muff #5048

[futuredivot 0]

No idea why, but it's the truth. Also, as long as trffic is rolling you're ok but the second you get stuck in gridlock........

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[wayneflorida 0]

Less MILLER
Millertime24

[Conundrum 1]

it's all mental

[millertime24 8]

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Less MILLER
Millertime24

That brings me to another question all togeather. Why is it when you're drinking beer its really easy to hold taking a piss until you actually take your first piss of the evening (breaking the seal I think they call it)? After that first innitial piss you're damn near pissing every 20min.

Muff #5048

[downwardspiral 0]

Perhaps you should have you prostate examined because I don't have that problem.

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[millertime24 8]

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Perhaps you should have you prostate examined because I don't have that problem.

Are you capable of drinking 5 beers per hr for a period of about 4hrs? Trust me if you do then you would know what Im talking about.

Muff #5048

[pilotdave 0]

Oh its definitely true. I got that bad on a flight to a dropzone once. Everyone in the plane had a headset except for me, so I was a bit in the dark over everything going on. Someone yelled to me that we were 5 miles away or something like that. Thats when I REALLY started feeling like I needed to go. Well, turns out that we were 5 miles from SOMETHING, but not the destination! Half hour later I was ready to explode. Really didn't think I was gonna make it. Lesson learned... no more coffee before going on a trip.

Dave

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Perhaps you should have you prostate examined because I don't have that problem.

Are you capable of drinking 5 beers per hr for a period of about 4hrs? Trust me if you do then you would know what Im talking about.

My post was in response to your original. You snuck a post in there while I was posting mine. Besides I don't drink that much anymore.

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[millertime24 8]

Ahh. Gotcha!

Muff #5048

[BillyVance 35]

Long before I became a skydiver, I was a long distance runner. One day I was driving 520 miles from my hometown to Columbus, Ohio for the Columbus marathon. Got in my Mazda B2000 pick up truck (with camper shell) all gassed up and a 6 pack of coke with me. I drove 500 miles straight through, without stopping once, and had finished off the last coke and had to pull off the highway and stop at a gas station 20 miles from my destination. I did not feel any urge to go yet. However, when I took the gas pump hose and put it in the tank ready to start pumping, the urge to go hit me like a sledgehammer. I put the hose back on the pump and made a mad dash for the bathroom. That was back before we had to prepay so I didn't run the risk of somebody pumping on my account while I was pissing.

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