livendive 8 #1 September 30, 2008 Woman Wearing Cow Suit Charged With Disorderly Conduct Quote MIDDLETOWN -- A Middletown woman is accused of being disorderly in public -- while wearing a cow suit. A police report filed about the incident said Michelle Allen allegedly chased children in her neighborhood while wearing the suit on Monday evening. Allen also urinated on a neighbor's front porch, the report said, and was warned by officers to go home and stay there. Allen was charged with disorderly conduct after an officer found her causing traffic problems on North Verity Parkway. The officer's report stated that Allen was verbally abusive to him on the trip to jail and smelled of alcohol. The report did not speculate as to why Allen was wearing the cow suit. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #2 September 30, 2008 Maybe she was udderly out of her mind.... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #3 September 30, 2008 Hmmmm. Maybe the work of LisaH.... Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #4 September 30, 2008 Quote Maybe she was udderly out of her mind.... Is that specifically what you meant to say? Oh, and I don't want to know how this woman peed through that suit. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #5 September 30, 2008 Quote Hmmmm. Maybe the work of LisaH.... Damn you! -beat me to it... Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #6 September 30, 2008 I am half asleep at work right now.... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #7 September 30, 2008 Crack is whack!! Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #8 September 30, 2008 I'll never wear that Halloween costume again. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #10 September 30, 2008 Oh... come on. You know that you're just beefin up the story. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #11 September 30, 2008 Quote Oh... come on. You know that you're just beefin up the story. TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #12 September 30, 2008 Oh come on. How many puns can you milk out of this thread?You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #13 September 30, 2008 Comment deleted before typed. Fucking crackheads. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #14 September 30, 2008 QuoteOh come on. How many puns can you milk out of this thread? Hay...I cud probably come up with a few. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #15 September 30, 2008 Mommy, do brown cows make chocolate milk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #16 September 30, 2008 I herd that one.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #17 September 30, 2008 to err is human, to forgive is...... yep you guessed it.......bovine. www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #18 October 1, 2008 QuoteHay...I cud probably come up with a few. that was so bad I'm starting to think that you're pasture primeYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #19 October 1, 2008 QuoteQuoteHay...I cud probably come up with a few. that was so bad I'm starting to think that you're pasture prime I'm sure he would rather be pasture prime than a steaming patty....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zoobrothertom 5 #20 October 1, 2008 I've got no beef with cow related puns. ____________________________________ I'm back in the USA!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #21 October 1, 2008 Peeing in a cow suit. My, my, my. I guess she was in the moo'd to be crude. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #22 October 1, 2008 Jaye! Where have you been? Haven't seen you on here in a while! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #23 October 1, 2008 This is your cow... This is your cow on drugs!... Any questions? ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
auburnguy 0 #24 October 1, 2008 Definitely story of the month"If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #25 October 1, 2008 Quote This is your cow... This is your cow on drugs!... Any questions? ltdiver You know this could just be a bunch of bull.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
