RiggerLee 63 #1 October 8, 2008 We here at velocity Sportswear have been discussing the promotional opportunities we would like to explore over the next year. One possibility is to sponsor a team at nationals. If we were to go forward with this we would want it to consist of notable and unique individuals. A group that would command peoples attention where ever they were to go. We discussed themes for such a team that would maximize the impact of our promotional dollars. A midget four way team and a team consisting of strippers/Playboy bunnies are the two leading projects. The giant, we'd like to find some one approaching seven foot, would of course be the cameraman too stand in contrast to the team of little people. By the end of dinner as they sounded last call at the bar we finely reached a compromise on this coming years promotional campaign. We are seeking four Little People who are already licensed skydivers to compete as a four way RW team. We are looking for a person of stature, 6'6"+, who is an experienced camera man. And four exotic dancers/models/adult actresses/sex workers Who are experienced skydivers and interested in competing at nationals. All should be willing to compete in four way RW and as a combined eight way team. We are looking for other visionary sponsors interested in sharing this unique opportunity. This is a chance for you to make your name a household word. This team will with out a doubt be legendary in the skydiving community. Every one involved in this endeavor will forever be linked to the story of this team for all time. This is an unprecedented opportunity. The potential of this plan reaches far beyond nationals and the skydiving community. There is the possibility of news coverage, promotional videos, guest appearances on talk shows, movie cameos, a book deal, and even a reality show documenting the epic story of their training for national competition. This could be a spring board to a whole nother level in any of a number of careers. Serious inquraries should contact us at: Tom@velocitysportswear.com Send resume, face pics, and a 250 word essay on why you would be the best choice to represent us on this team. Lee Hardesty Velocity SportswearLee lee@velocitysportswear.com www.velocitysportswear.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #2 October 8, 2008 Sounds good to me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stayhigh 2 #3 October 8, 2008 good luck finding 6'6" dude who can stay afloat with 4 midgets..Bernie Sanders for President 2016 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #4 October 8, 2008 Yes. By all means, let's exploit people for their genetics rather than rewarding people's talents and efforts. Sad.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SmoothAl 0 #5 October 8, 2008 I think you are just above the "midget" requirement...although you do meet/exceed the attractiveness of the other catagory of person they are looking for... SA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #6 October 8, 2008 QuoteYes. By all means, let's exploit people for their genetics rather than rewarding people's talents and efforts. Sad.you mean just like the rest of the western world.You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #7 October 8, 2008 Shouldn't this be posted in General Skydiving or the RW forum? Don't forget llamas, they have to ride in on llamas. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #8 October 8, 2008 Has anyone called Gia? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #9 October 8, 2008 Will there be tequila involved? SHORT POWER! Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #10 October 8, 2008 Quote Shouldn't this be posted in General Skydiving or the RW forum? Don't forget llamas, they have to ride in on llamas. Oh well...I was 1/2 way through my essay for the giant cameraman slot, but i ain't ridin' no llama! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #11 October 8, 2008 Where is Tall Guy?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #12 October 8, 2008 QuoteYes. By all means, let's exploit people for their genetics rather than rewarding people's talents and efforts. Sad. Yep, cause we all know that the Hooters Girls are chosen because of their prowess in the field of quantum mechanics, and that a spelling Bee is the best way to choose Miss Universe. Come on, lets be less naive. It starts with the physical attributes, then goes to talent. Did the Refrigerator get his name because he looked like an mini fridge? Take Phelps for instance, would he be as good as he is without the physical attributes he has?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #13 October 8, 2008 QuoteYes. By all means, let's exploit people for their genetics rather than rewarding people's talents and efforts. Sad. Oh, I forgot . . . so by your thinking - Pieces of Eight shouldn't exist.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #14 October 8, 2008 Do the four exotic dancers/models/adult actresses/sex workers have to be female? If not I'm willing to be a sex worker and be on a 4 way team. I can't practice on Thursday though, I work Thursdays.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydived19006 4 #15 October 8, 2008 There's a 6'8" skydiver geek'n in a camera suit (attached). Is there pay, or just a chance at launching me as a world renowned celebrity? MartinExperience is what you get when you thought you were going to get something else. AC DZ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #16 October 8, 2008 This has all the makings of a good Halloween boogie! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #17 October 8, 2008 Quote Quote Yes. By all means, let's exploit people for their genetics rather than rewarding people's talents and efforts. Sad. Oh, I forgot . . . so by your thinking - Pieces of Eight shouldn't exist. They haven't jumped under THAT name for years...now they're known as '20% Off'! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #18 October 8, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Yes. By all means, let's exploit people for their genetics rather than rewarding people's talents and efforts. Sad. Oh, I forgot . . . so by your thinking - Pieces of Eight shouldn't exist. They haven't jumper under THAT name for years...now they're known as '20% Off'! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #19 October 8, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Yes. By all means, let's exploit people for their genetics rather than rewarding people's talents and efforts. Sad. Oh, I forgot . . . so by your thinking - Pieces of Eight shouldn't exist. They haven't jumper under THAT name for years...now they're known as '20% Off'! I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,119 #20 October 8, 2008 An excellent idea! The midgets could actually train 4-way in the Perris tunnel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #21 October 8, 2008 Quote An excellent idea! The midgets could actually train 4-way in the Perris tunnel. Plus . . . all you would need is a 182 wide body.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #22 October 8, 2008 Quote Quote An excellent idea! The midgets could actually train 4-way in the Perris tunnel. Plus . . . all you would need is a 182 wide body. And instead of actual rigs a pilot chute should suffice! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #23 October 8, 2008 Quote Quote Quote An excellent idea! The midgets could actually train 4-way in the Perris tunnel. Plus . . . all you would need is a 182 wide body. And instead of actual rigs a pilot chute should suffice! Kite Board Kites.And the little manufacturer backpacks could double as rigs.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #24 October 8, 2008 So, when do you guys start making racial jokes? This thread is pathetic.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #25 October 8, 2008 QuoteSo, when do you guys start making racial jokes? This thread is pathetic. What's green and red and goes 100 mph?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
