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Investigators are trying to locate the woman to sort out the stories.

Anyone with information about the alleged incident is encouraged to call CrimeStoppers at 58-CRIME.


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Uh, wouldn't she probably be at the same address the pizza was delivered to?
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she offered him sex to cover the cost. He said he didn't know what to do and got scared and took off.


:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r: Wonder if she was scary or he was just young and wussy:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:
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Holy cow. I wonder what the gratuity would have been.



You mean the tip? Hopefully he'd give her the whole thing...
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I'm just pissed because I was a Dominos guy in school and that never happened to me>:(

But, that is how I met my first wife

I just wish a pizza was all I got screwed out of[:/]



Yeah I missed out on all the fun when I was a Steak-Out delivery driver. Well not completely all of it...

True story.... 18 years ago...

There I was, making a delivery to a run-down house on the edge of the city. The lights out front were off but the light was on in one window that had the blinds closed. So I knocked. No answer. I took a peek through the window... My jaw just about dropped to the porch.

There on the bed just inches away, some dude was banging away at his missus, and she had one helluva body. :o I just crouched there for a minute staring at the action, before I realized what I was doing. I snapped up and backed away from the window, not wanting them to open the blinds to see if the driver with their dinner had arrived yet and catch me eyeballing them inches away. :D

I waited just a few more minutes before I tried knocking again. The guy came around the corner shirtless, but with pants on, and drenched in sweat, took the meal and paid me as if nothing had happened.

Nobody else in the store I worked at had ever caught a sex act in progress on a delivery. B|
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:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r: Wonder if she was scary or he was just young and wussy:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:



You're right. What guy in his right mind would turn THAT down? She had to have been a real monster...I can't imagine any other reason other than his being sacred...or gay.
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What guy in his right mind would turn THAT down? She had to have been a real monster.



Well, considering that she thought it wasn't worth more than a pizza:S he probably made a good choice. The pizza probably wasn't the only thing that came with double cheese.
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What guy in his right mind would turn THAT down? She had to have been a real monster.



Well, considering that she thought it wasn't worth more than a pizza:S he probably made a good choice. The pizza probably wasn't the only thing that came with double cheese.


You sayin' he was afraid of catching a bad case of Anchovies? :)










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