I was invited to play golf . . .

[turtlespeed 226]

Recently I was asked to play in a golf tournament.

At first I said, ‘Naaahhh!’

Then they said, ‘Come on, it’s for handicapped and blind kids.’

Then I thought… . . . ..








‘Shit - I could win this!’

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[futuredivot 0]

Have you been taking posting lessons from Billy again?

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[sunshine 2]

you are a bad bad person...that's prolly why i like you so much.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[councilman24 37]

Which are you?


Handicapped or blind?


Or both?! Didn't anyone tell you to stop when you needed glasses?

I'm old for my age.
Terry Urban
D-8631
FAA DPRE

[turtlespeed 226]

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Which are you?


Handicapped or blind?


Or both?! Didn't anyone tell you to stop when you needed glasses?

Well it's not exactly a HANDICAP . . ." data-emoticon="true" height="20" src="/uploads/emoticons/dry.png" srcset="/uploads/emoticons/dry@2x.png 2x" title="[:/]" width="20">

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[akarunway 1]

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Recently I was asked to play in a golf tournament.

At first I said, ‘Naaahhh!’

Then they said, ‘Come on, it’s for handicapped and blind kids.’

Then I thought… . . . ..








‘Shit - I could win this!’

OJ call ya from Nevada? He prolly needs a stand in about now.

I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

[futuredivot 0]

OJ call ya from Nevada? He prolly needs a stand in about now.

You don't want to be on OJ's golf team-all he does is slice

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[turtlespeed 226]

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OJ call ya from Nevada? He prolly needs a stand in about now.

You don't want to be on OJ's golf team-all he does is slice

I prefer to have my OWN gloves too.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[BillyVance 35]

Quote

Recently I was asked to play in a golf tournament.

At first I said, ‘Naaahhh!’

Then they said, ‘Come on, it’s for handicapped and blind kids.’

Then I thought… . . . ..

‘Shit - I could win this!’

All you need to know how to act the part, is watch the movie, "The Ringer" by Johnny Knoxville.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban