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Twoply

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Nothing compares to the smell or your Vas Deferens being cauterised:D:D
But it takes no time at all and limited interference with life :)

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
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The funniest thing about it was, when the doc came in and was getting set up he said your drawn up a bit, you need to relax- keep in mid im thinking like every one else does at this point knife near the boys and its about 60 degrees on that table- any way he said I could have my nurse try and relax it a bit, and she was hot BTW. I quickly pointed out if she touches me relaxed is one thing it will definately not be!
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for my surgery, the Uriologist failed to inform me that there would be an assisting doctor there.
So i am flat on my back in theatre and this guy walks up and attempts to go gram the boys.
I sat up and said hi who are you...he explained he was assisitng and i said you might want to intrduce yourself before you start playing with a mans testicles:ph34r:

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I kept my head back.:D:D:D

Didn't really want to see, hear, smell :S too much of anything. Pretty major surgery for me.:P



Um, I think that is pretty much the only "surgery" you've had but I can't feel to bad for you since I gave birth -->the hard way, to four of your offspring! :D:D It took all of 5 whole big minutes while I waited in the waiting room for ya. I drug you out shopping that day and you were skydiving a few days later. You didn't even suffer one tiny bit. You don't even have any scars! I checked! :S

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I kept my head back.:D:D:D

Didn't really want to see, hear, smell :S too much of anything. Pretty major surgery for me.:P



Um, I think that is pretty much the only "surgery" you've had but I can't feel to bad for you since I gave birth -->the hard way, to four of your offspring! :D:D It took all of 5 whole big minutes while I waited in the waiting room for ya. I drug you out shopping that day and you were skydiving a few days later. You didn't even suffer one tiny bit. You don't even have any scars! I checked! :S


Man, talk about getting the big bitch-slap-down... :D:D:D

Hell, I've had my wife get sarcastic with me a couple times the same way comparing her pregnancy to whatever it was I was complaining about. Shut me up right quick. :D
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good luck, most I've heard had no problems but one of my co-workers ended up in the hospital

must have had an infection or something, nutsack was the size of a basball or so I was told
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