Tuna-Salad 0 #1 October 24, 2008 Ok well where to start... The girlfriend works out of town quite often and I was waiting on tags for my car so if I wanted a vehicle I had to drop her off at work to use her car. After a night of heavy drinking I was less than thrilled to wake up at 5am am to drop her off so I could use the car for the day. I had wanted to jump all week but since I was lazy and did not wake up there was no way to the DZ (And my jump ticket was in the pocket of my jumpsuit - which was in the car) So I get the bright idea to walk to her office and get the car. I'm a fat bastard so exercise is good. I walk to her office and get within sight of the car, reach into my pocket for the keys and.. no keys. Yep.. by a stroke of pure genius I left the keys on the kitchen counter. I am sure to other people I looked pretty funny frisking myself to make absolutely sure that I did not miss a pocket or something. My first thought was "fuck I'm not jumping today" It is about 5 miles to her office so needless to say I got more exercise that day than originally intended. Pretty stupid but I hope this might provide some laughs.Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #2 October 24, 2008 Good grief dude...while reading the first paragraph of your post, I was thinking, "Oh sh*t, he wrapped his girlfriend's car around a tree, and then tried to drive his car without tags and got pulled over" type-thing...jeez... So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #3 October 24, 2008 Quote Good grief dude...while reading the first paragraph of your post, I was thinking, "Oh sh*t, he wrapped his girlfriend's car around a tree, and then tried to drive his car without tags and got pulled over" type-thing...jeez... me too, talk about anti climaxYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #4 October 24, 2008 Driving after a heavy night on the pop is not a good idea anyway, so it all worked out for ya and you get to keep your licenseEvery cloud has a silver lining - [winner of the smug git of the the year award] (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuna-Salad 0 #5 October 24, 2008 ya sorry for the big letdown...Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
