cocheese 0 #1 October 21, 2008 Don't Fu@k With a Jersey Girl. DFWAJG Lucky McSwervy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #2 October 21, 2008 Quote Don't Fu@k With a Jeresy Girl. And don't you fucking forget it! This Jersey Girl is representing the Italian Capital and the Blueberry Capital of the State!!! Woohoo!Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #3 October 21, 2008 So make me some blueberry pancakes and an Italian sandwich.Just kidding i didn't mean that. Please put the knife down Miss McSwervy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #4 October 21, 2008 I was born in Newark- does that count? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #5 October 21, 2008 Quote Don't Fuck With a Jeresy Girl.DFWAJG Lucky McSwervy I think you missed the post about the correct way to spell bad words on here, so I fixed it for ya.....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #6 October 21, 2008 The Reno babes are so kind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #7 October 21, 2008 Quote The Reno babes are so kind. but im not in Reno anymore....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #8 October 21, 2008 We might have to do some background checks, but yea, just to be safe. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #9 October 21, 2008 You can take the Babe out of Reno/Tahoe, but you can't take the Reno /Tahoe out of the Babe. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #10 October 21, 2008 Remember Jersey Girls aren't trash Trash gets picked upDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #11 October 21, 2008 Been nice knowin ya. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #12 October 21, 2008 You do know that the reason so many New Yorkers are depresses is the fact that the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey. My previous statement wan't mine just thought it was amuzingDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #13 October 21, 2008 A Jersey Girl enters a sex shop & asks for a vibrator. The man says: "Choose one from our range on the wall." She says "I'll take the red one." The man replies: "Ma'am That's a fire extinguisher." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #14 October 21, 2008 Been nice knowing you too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #15 October 21, 2008 A Jersey girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the worker, cupping his ear. "No" she replies. "This time it's mayonnaise." ~~~~~~~~~ Another Jersey girl was involved in a serious crash, The paramedics arrive and drag the girl out of the car till she's lying flat out on the road. Medic: "OK, I'm going to check if you're concussed." Jersey Girl: "Ok." Medic: "How many fingers am I putting up?" Jersey girl: "Oh my god I'm paralyzed from the waist down!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #16 October 21, 2008 Quote Quote The Reno babes are so kind. but im not in Reno anymore.... FUCK - they let her OUT?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #17 October 21, 2008 Quote Quote Quote The Reno babes are so kind. but im not in Reno anymore.... FUCK - they let her OUT? Yes they did.....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #18 October 21, 2008 http://www.zazzle.com/kiss_her_where_it_smells_take_her_to_new_jersey_shirt-235232662054066705Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LyraM45 0 #19 October 21, 2008 Williamstown, New Jersey.... born, bred, and raised. Lucky girl to grow up and live around the corner from one of the bestest DZ's ever! Apologies for the spelling (and grammar).... I got a B.S, not a B.A. :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #20 October 21, 2008 DiamondGirl is probably from there. Hi Nicki You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #21 October 22, 2008 You flatter me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #22 October 22, 2008 For the longest time I had no idea what your name meant. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #23 October 22, 2008 Quote For the longest time I had no idea what your name meant. You can always ask. How you doin'? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zoobrothertom 5 #24 October 22, 2008 You never hear someone say, "Fuck this place! I'm packing my bags and heading to New Jersey!" Admit it, everyone is from NJ, nobody willingly moves to Jersey.Unfortunately, I worked with a guy from Perth Amboy in Texas who actually packed up his shit and moved back to NJ. There's a first time for everything! I lean corrected! ____________________________________ I'm back in the USA!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #25 October 22, 2008 Quote Quote For the longest time I had no idea what your name meant. You can always ask. How you doin'? Great!!! I'm off oncall rotation in 1 hour 20 minutes!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
