HSPScott 0 #1 October 24, 2008 A man is lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex, she spends the next hour stroking his penis, something she loves to do. With eyes closed, he whispers, 'Why do you love doing that so much?' She replies, 'Because I really miss mine'... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bfilarsky 0 #2 October 24, 2008 damn you! You owe me a new keyboard! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #3 October 24, 2008 (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #4 October 25, 2008 The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sexual morality. "We live today in very difficult times for young people. In moments of temptation," she said, "ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?" A young woman rose in the back of the room and said, "Excuse me, but how do you make it last an hour?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
