mrwrong 0 #1 October 27, 2008 FINALLY a good explanation What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But , A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SARLDO 0 #2 October 27, 2008 lol... I love it."Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest" ~Samuel Clemens MB#4300 Dudeist Skydiver #68 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #3 October 27, 2008 sorry but 1 + 1 does not equal 2% You're equations are logically incorrect and thus you're whole hypothesis is incorrect. Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #4 October 27, 2008 Goddamnit, I'm STILL pissed off about the whole "30mph/60mph average on the racetrack" question so don't even get me STARTED with another one of these damn mathematical discussions! ...Elvisio "the answer is 42" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,148 #5 October 27, 2008 Quote sorry but 1 + 1 does not equal 2% You're equations are logically incorrect and thus you're whole hypothesis is incorrect. But L O G I C only adds up to 43, so you're wrong.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #6 October 27, 2008 FFS!!!!!!Your not supposed to do any math....Just read the damn thing and have a laugh.... You guys are hopeless *handing out bitch spalps to ya'll* “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #7 October 27, 2008 Quote FFS!!!!!!Your not supposed to do any math....Just read the damn thing and have a laugh.... You guys are hopeless *handing out bitch spalps to ya'll* but but it's not funny because I don't understand how you can take numbers and put them equal to percentages. How did you get these percentages? It's obvious you are not taking them as part of the 26 letters. It's insane and it makes no sense. Epic Fail!!!Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #8 October 27, 2008 Quote It's insane and it makes no sense When did life become sane and when did it make sense???? You can make the illusion of an explanation for anything with math just as the attached pic.... Might not make sense or be true but still funny...“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #9 October 27, 2008 Quote Quote It's insane and it makes no sense When did life become sane and when did it make sense???? You can make the illusion of an explanation for anything with math just as the attached pic.... Might not make sense or be true but still funny... Nope, the girls are evil equation is known to be mathematically correct. The logic is clear and precise, as you can see. wildy taking numbers and putting them equal to percentages, come on who does that? Not anyone sane and logic that is for sure.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,148 #10 October 27, 2008 Quotewildy taking numbers and putting them equal to percentages, come on who does that? Not anyone sane and logic that is for sure. Are you suggesting college freshmen are insane and illogical?... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #11 October 27, 2008 Quote Quote wildy taking numbers and putting them equal to percentages, come on who does that? Not anyone sane and logic that is for sure. Are you suggesting college freshmen are insane and illogical? using the girls are evil equation I might be able to prove such a thing. I'll get back to you on that Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,595 #12 October 27, 2008 Quote wildy taking numbers and putting them equal to percentages, come on who does that? Not anyone sane and logic that is for sure. Probably the same people who talk about giving more than 100% effort then! It's become commonplace now to talk about "110%!" etc. but surely reached new heights (or lows) in an interview with the England cricket captain recently where he said "All the boys give 1,015% every time they're on the field." FFS!? What does that even mean?Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #13 October 27, 2008 Quote Quote wildy taking numbers and putting them equal to percentages, come on who does that? Not anyone sane and logic that is for sure. Probably the same people who talk about giving more than 100% effort then! It's become commonplace now to talk about "110%!" etc. but surely reached new heights (or lows) in an interview with the England cricket captain recently where he said "All the boys give 1,015% every time they're on the field." FFS!? What does that even mean? Well it depends on his frame of reference. Maybe he believes 1000% is the normal max, 1015% would be going beyond that normal max.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
