futuredivot 0 #26 October 26, 2008 Well, at least the pillowbiter likes meOh-snip from Ica http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zn8CjdYl_oM You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #27 October 26, 2008 Real Job PIC....is what, a mannequin for bad suits at Kmart? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #28 October 26, 2008 Note: this is a roast, right? Okay, then. Participation in a roast means you are ALL fair game. Like Sunshine - she's fair skinned and game for anything. Divot - we dote upon your very absence. Word of the recent food shortage in South America cannot be ascribed to him as of yet, since data is as this point incomplete. But we cannot doubt it from a guy whose refrigerator opened was opened as many times as his ass was last night for Pablo. Divot - if you find out a woman down there spreads for bread, it doesn't mean she's Vegemite, though she may be a bit yeasty. But I'm getting a littl off topic here. This thread is not to talk about Billy Vance home on diability due to Viagra-induced carpal tunnel. Nor should we be commenting about a guy who describes himself as warped. What kind of "warped" is it? Time-warped? We have all been known to post our girlfriends and wives in our avatars. They just do things differently in rural Illinois. And this cocheese fellow. A new news reports suggests the smell of farts lowers blood pressure. Get this guy some vasopressors - STAT. Need I bring up Gia and Sunny? Police in Ventura have experimented with putting Gia's picture on cop car hoods. "Put your hands right on her ass. That's it." But they knew that too many would probably recognize her - "Damn. Still firm." And Popsjumper and stitch? Both nice enough fellas, but who would actually shake hands with these two? Are they in competition with Billy Vance to see how many loads they can rub out in a lifetime? "Shane. I met your wife today." Yeah? Pops - I met your ex wife three years ago. She took me to dinner. I said, "I'll cover it." She said, "No. My ex-husband will" and pulled out a support payment. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #29 October 27, 2008 Quote Pops - I met your ex wife three years ago. Couldn't have happened to a better man. You have earned my condolences. Divot's grand day of reckoning: Pastor: We have gathered here today to unite Divot and Pablo in holy matrimony. Pablo, you may now kiss the bride. Pablo: Do I have to? Divot: You'd better big boy. You're married to ME now. 'Twardo: Oh how sweet.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #30 October 27, 2008 QuoteReal Job PIC....is what, a mannequin for bad suits at Kmart? Bad photoshop work.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #31 October 27, 2008 I'm just amazed that you can even type "work" without having an allergic reaction.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #32 October 27, 2008 Just a little nose thumbing. If you're going to Ecuador, this is a pretty good way to get there You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #33 October 27, 2008 Ladies and gentleman, your host, Lawrocket. A man with a face for Internet posting...Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #34 October 27, 2008 And Bolas, who gives having a bad name a bad nameYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #35 October 27, 2008 We only make fun of the people we like, but in your case we made an exception. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #36 October 27, 2008 Quote Just a little nose thumbing. If you're going to Ecuador, this is a pretty good way to get there What...in the luggage compartment? ...That how you're bringing Pablo home? I hear he travels that way often! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #37 October 27, 2008 Quote Just a little nose thumbing. If you're going to Ecuador, this is a pretty good way to get there nice plane, looks cramped though. For such a long flight, I'd like to have a couple of Hooters girls as flight attendants... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #38 October 27, 2008 Divot had a sex party and nobody came.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #39 October 28, 2008 QuoteLadies and gentleman, your host, Lawrocket. A man with a face for Internet posting... Indeed. A face for radio but without the voice. Guess why I don't post pictures of myself. The closest thing I get to sex with someone else is God screwing me. But it's okay coming from a guy who names himself something that is auditorily indistinguishable from "bolus" - a term medical professionals use to describe excrement (aka "shit"). But it could be worse - you could have named yourself "Esquire" or "Attorney" or "BillyVance." My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #40 October 28, 2008 QuoteDivot had a sex party and nobody came. It was a Solitaire party-all you need is a good handYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #41 October 28, 2008 Quote Quote Divot had a sex party and nobody came. It was a Solitaire party-all you need is a good hand Actually there is another part you need, or it is just foreplay.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #42 October 28, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Divot had a sex party and nobody came. It was a Solitaire party-all you need is a good hand Actually there is another part you need, or it is just foreplay. Foreplay for divot is pouring a drink into his hand, gotta get his 'date' drunk ya know! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #43 October 28, 2008 Quote Just a little nose thumbing. If you're going to Ecuador, this is a pretty good way to get there Ok Ok We'll quit roasting you if you quit posting all the cool planes you get to ride in. It's just so unfair. Whaaaaa. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #44 October 28, 2008 Quote Ok Ok We'll quit roasting you if you quit posting all the cool planes you get to ride in. It's just so unfair. Whaaaaa Even if he stops posting pics of the coolio planes - i aint gonna stop making fun of him. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #45 October 28, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Divot had a sex party and nobody came. It was a Solitaire party-all you need is a good hand Actually there is another part you need, or it is just foreplay. Foreplay for divot is pouring a drink into his hand, gotta get his 'date' drunk ya know! Well, I just heard from him, and he says that him and the Quatro Pablo's are getting along famously. He also says that they don't even mind the smell so much. Good for him! Ralffers might need to find a new Rear Guard after this trip . . . OH, and Twardo, Liz told me to tell you "Hi". I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #46 October 28, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Divot had a sex party and nobody came. It was a Solitaire party-all you need is a good hand Actually there is another part you need, or it is just foreplay. Foreplay for divot is pouring a drink into his hand, gotta get his 'date' drunk ya know! Well, I just heard from him, and he says that him and the Quatro Pablo's are getting along famously. He also says that they don't even mind the smell so much. Good for him! Ralffers might need to find a new Rear Guard after this trip . . . OH, and Twardo, Liz told me to tell you "Hi". Cool...ask her if I left my black shoes under the bed, if so...could ya bring them to Texas with ya when you come back?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #47 October 28, 2008 Quote OH, and Twardo, Liz told me to tell you "Hi". Cool...ask her if I left my black shoes under the bed, if so...could ya bring them to Texas with ya when you come back?! No problem, I feel a little second rate though. It seems she kept them in her naughty drawer waiting for you.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #48 October 28, 2008 Quote Quote OH, and Twardo, Liz told me to tell you "Hi". Cool...ask her if I left my black shoes under the bed, if so...could ya bring them to Texas with ya when you come back?! No problem, I feel a little second rate though. It seems she kept them in her naughty drawer waiting for you.No doubt...it's that whole 'Big Feet' thing I guess! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #49 October 28, 2008 Quote Quote Quote OH, and Twardo, Liz told me to tell you "Hi". Cool...ask her if I left my black shoes under the bed, if so...could ya bring them to Texas with ya when you come back?! No problem, I feel a little second rate though. It seems she kept them in her naughty drawer waiting for you. No doubt...it's that whole 'Big Feet' thing I guess! So you don't deny that you are in fact a clownDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #50 October 28, 2008 Ecuador, Peru? Those people have it rough enough down there without your fat ass flying down there and eating them out of house and hut. What's your next stunt? Driving across Ethiopia on a motorcycle with a ham strapped to your back? Then again your thighs could probably feed a small village for a month or two. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
