BillyVance 35 #1 October 24, 2008 With him being offline for the better part of the next two weeks in South America, take your free shot. Come on, show your love. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #2 October 24, 2008 I heard he would have never gotten laid unless Jim's dates passed out after hours of dirty, dirty sex and drinking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #3 October 24, 2008 Awww come on, from my brief encounter with him i have to say he comes across as a real stand up guy Still a fat wanker though 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #4 October 24, 2008 Hell, I'm fatter than him and i can fly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #5 October 24, 2008 He's gotta be a good guy or Jim the Reaper would not be his buddy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #6 October 24, 2008 It's easier to roast Twardo. I can get the goods or not so goods on him easily. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #7 October 24, 2008 Quote It's easier to roast Twardo. I can get the goods or not so goods on him easily. What do you need to know?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #8 October 24, 2008 Roast Divot? We could end world hunger... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #9 October 24, 2008 Quote Roast Divot? We could end world hunger... Not if you use a George Foreman!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #10 October 24, 2008 Instead of roasting divot, i have compiled a list of all the good things about him. Here it is: ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #11 October 24, 2008 Quote Quote Roast Divot? We could end world hunger... Not if you use a George Foreman! Yes you can. You just need about 100,000 George Foreman grills. George Foreman would be happy as a pig in shit to sell that many. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #12 October 24, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Roast Divot? We could end world hunger... Not if you use a George Foreman! Yes you can. You just need about 100,000 George Foreman grills. George Foreman would be happy as a pig in shit to sell that many. A GF eliminates and drains off 90% of the grease fat. So - I guess - Yeah - with enough flour we could make the biggest pot of gravy ever . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doug925 0 #13 October 24, 2008 I feel so miserable without him, it's almost like having him here!He has never been known to use a word that would send a reader to the dictionary! Both of the above used ~without~ permission from the two funnier then me assholes who said them first! I have never developed indigestion from eating my words. Winston Churchill Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 210 #14 October 24, 2008 I heard the last time he had sex it was pretty scary... He was all alone!Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #15 October 24, 2008 I'm going to miss him.... who will team up with Turtle to harass me the next two weeks.... g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #16 October 24, 2008 QuoteI'm going to miss him.... who will team up with Turtle to harass me the next two weeks.... gPeaceful Jeffery??"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #17 October 24, 2008 Quote Quote I'm going to miss him.... who will team up with Turtle to harass me the next two weeks.... g Peaceful Jeffery?? ummm how do I say this politely...... WHEN HELL FUCKING FREEZES OVER! Next..... g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #18 October 25, 2008 Sadly, he and I share a name....Andrew. He does have his good points and Sunny listed all of them. He makes Airtwardo look good...that's why 'Twardo likes him. South America sits 6 inches deeper in the oceans now that he is there. Mexico is breathing a sigh of relief..."thank Dios he did not have a layover here." Shane. You're not going to find any friends down there either so you may as well just come home. Shane. I met your wife today. Please stay another several months, eh? Shane...oh, BTW....nice car!My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #19 October 25, 2008 No way man... he is too pickled.. and would still be pretty gamy if roasted.. Special note to certain mods.... this is a joke.... and should not be construed as a PA...just in case. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #20 October 25, 2008 Just got an international DD from him, Him and his cohorts have run the Peru airport bar out of 3 different beers so now they are off to the city bars. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #21 October 25, 2008 He makes Airtwardo look good...that's why 'Twardo likes him. Quote ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #22 October 25, 2008 I feel special, he Drunk Dialed me from Peru last night. It sounded like his "lover" was having a good time. I think the name was pablo, but it might have said Quatro . . . I don't know how many people pablo brought with him.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #23 October 25, 2008 Futuredivot? What's this "Future" shit? He's left a divot with every step since the early 80's. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #24 October 26, 2008 and even after getting back to the hotel at 4 am I was on a desert dune buggy tour at 9 including an ugly attempt at sand boarding and on the job this afternoon back in Lima. Tomorrow-on to EcuadorYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #25 October 26, 2008 Can't say 1 bad thing about em - real stand up guy! Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
