Andy_Copland 0 #1 October 31, 2008 I'm sorry if you're reading this Dan, but that thing i drove home last night was the gayest shit i have ever been in. Its not a Bruiser as you affectionately call it 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #2 October 31, 2008 I couldn't agree more - poofs' car f'sure. The only way it could be considered any sort of bruiser would be in some gay S&M bar - what ever that is. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #3 October 31, 2008 I'm being brutal, it had 4 wheels and drove ok. Just not a particularly good looking motor....at all 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #4 October 31, 2008 Nope, you were right first time. Good B? (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AWL71 0 #5 October 31, 2008 I had the misfortune of getting one as a rental car once. Drove like a Yugo and I lost dozens of man cards every time I drove it.The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #6 October 31, 2008 Who cares what the motor looks like? Its under the hood.....er I mean bonnett. Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #7 October 31, 2008 Exit point above security with car waiting for the getaway (NOT the PT) Was perfectly executed if i dont say so myself 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #8 October 31, 2008 Sweet. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefal 0 #9 October 31, 2008 Ahhh, the PT Loser. The only similar make that's worse than that is the HHR. God that car/SUV/gaypride parade float is a piece or crap! "Ignorance is bliss" and "Patience is a virtue"... So if you're stupid and don't mind waiting around for a while, I guess you can have a pretty good life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #10 October 31, 2008 I took one, a rental, off roading in Arizona. Sure there was a dirt road, but in places it sucked. I had that thing shaking so fast I thought for sure it was going to die on me. Held up pretty well, but yeah, that thing sucked my ass!!!Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #11 October 31, 2008 I'm reminded of the old joke: What's the most fun off road vehicle in the world? A rental car with full insurance.---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #12 October 31, 2008 I rented an almost brand spanking new one when i was last in Eloy, it was great , drove well loads of room all mod cons. and cost me 2/10ths of bugger all to rent it You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 8 #13 October 31, 2008 bruiser..BWAHHAAHHAHAHHAAA!! dude i almost just died laughing at that shit.. that is the gayest car of the millineum. they probably give you a couple dildos and a rubber fist when you buy one of those flamers so did you wear a fucking pink polka dot dress and some heels and lipstick to drive that thing or what andyBWAHHAHAHHAHAAAAA pt bruiser AAAAAAHHHHHHAAAA!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #14 October 31, 2008 Quote I'm sorry if you're reading this Dan, but that thing i drove home last night was the gayest shit i have ever been in. Its not a Bruiser as you affectionately call it The PT Bruiser generates more than 1200 horsepower and does 0-60 mph in 1.2 seconds...and it's STILL bisexual at best. Anything less is absolutely teh ghey. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #15 October 31, 2008 I'll lend you my mom's PT. Part of the text on her plate is DIVA. lol My brother is glad he finnally got his own car againDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites