Bolas 5 #51 October 23, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote reply] Quote Quote d_squared431 LuckyMcSwervy Turtle I make it on a list and it has to do with being horny. First of all these type of threads should only be started on the days I have nothing to do at work which are tuesdays and thursdays. Didn't you get the memo? Quote And man invented a bazillion toys and machines for you. What were WE thinking? Probably that a satisfied woman will make you a sandwich and bring you a beer. But little did you know...I was thinking there would be more of a list... Yeah, me too. But I am glad Deedy's at the top! I am surprised I am at the top of the list...I would have thought it would be Turtle... I think it's because you think naughty thoughts! I can't help the naughty thoughts .... they just happen Is that like having one too many tequila shots, waking up the next morning in nothing but a sombrero, at some random person's house three days later just happening? I just call those Tuesdays... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #52 October 23, 2008 Quote Quote d_squared431 LuckyMcSwervy DFWAJG It's been almost two years. Add me to the list. You been spending too much time with your wife? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #53 October 23, 2008 Quote Quote Quote d_squared431 LuckyMcSwervy DFWAJG It's been almost two years. Add me to the list. You been spending too much time with your wife? Ok now I'm really confused. www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #54 October 23, 2008 Quote You been spending too much time with your wife? Fired the "wife" two months ago. She was stealing from me and not doing her job. I did hire a chef who comes to the house and delivers me food everyother day. His food is way better and the expenses are far cheaper. I think I'm just spending way too much time in California. I'm looking for jobs on the East Coast and have some leads. I should be coming home soon. Hopefully, I'll have better luck with East Coast Men. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #55 October 23, 2008 Quote I think I'm just spending way too much time in California. I'm looking for jobs on the East Coast and have some leads. I should be coming home soon. Hopefully, I'll have better luck with East Coast Men. Cali is nice to visit but wouldn't want to live there. Course if Jersey is your other option... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #56 October 23, 2008 Whenever I am in a situation that I don't like, I always try to find at least three positive things about that situation. I hate California, and always have. But, I like that the sun sets on the ocean. I like that I can drive 85 without a cop stopping me. And, Avocados! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #57 October 23, 2008 Quote Quote The thread is bogus because [Announcer Echo] Divot's Truisms of the Fairer Sex [/Announcer Echo] 1. There are women who don'g get laid. There are women who won't get laid. There are no women who can't get laid. 2.When a woman thinks she's horny, she has reached a level of arousal and desire of about 1/3 that of a man who is taking a nap after a blowjob. Then I guess I fall under the "won't get laid" statement because I just don't bang a dude to just get banged. I gotta do all the feelings stuff, too. But, that's just me. not only you.. how you doin'!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #58 October 23, 2008 Y'all be careful what you pack on those long flights...you never know just what the security screeners will be talking about!!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #59 October 23, 2008 You know you can but Avacados on the East coast as well. And if you know the right beaches in CT, or LI you can watch sunsets on the waterDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #60 October 24, 2008 Quote But I'm confident my dry spell is about to end. So when it does, should we take you off the list? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #61 October 24, 2008 d_squared431 LuckyMcSwervy DFWAJG Ladydyver Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #62 October 25, 2008 Quote d_squared431 LuckyMcSwervy DFWAJG Ladydyver Turtle You know you forgot Turtle...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #63 October 25, 2008 Quote d_squared431 LuckyMcSwervy DFWAJG Ladydyver since when did I get nominated for the list? Have yo been scheming with doc againDPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #64 October 25, 2008 Quote Quote d_squared431 LuckyMcSwervy DFWAJG Ladydyver since when did I get nominated for the list? Have yo been scheming with doc again That would imply we ever stopped scheming... Let's just say any suspicions I had of your worthiness to be nominated were eliminated at LP. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #65 October 25, 2008 Quote Quote Quote d_squared431 LuckyMcSwervy DFWAJG Ladydyver since when did I get nominated for the list? Have yo been scheming with doc again That would imply we ever stopped scheming... Let's just say any suspicions I had of your worthiness to be nominated were eliminated at LP. I can't help that I am loud and have a lot of energyDPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drdive 0 #66 October 25, 2008 """Let's just say any suspicions I had of your worthiness to be nominated were eliminated at LP.""" That will teach you to pitch your tent next to our trailer "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #67 October 25, 2008 Quote """Let's just say any suspicions I had of your worthiness to be nominated were eliminated at LP.""" That will teach you to pitch your tent next to our trailer I would have thought that maybe we would inspire him....not intimidate himDPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #68 October 25, 2008 Quote Quote But I'm confident my dry spell is about to end. So when it does, should we take you off the list? You can take me halfway off after last night. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #69 October 25, 2008 The lucky or the McSwervy half? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #70 October 25, 2008 Quote The lucky or the McSwervy half? You can take the McSwervy off. The "Lucky" part will come when I get *totally lucky*. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #71 November 3, 2008 Quote Quote But I'm confident my dry spell is about to end. So when it does, should we take you off the list? It's official. I am finally off this FUCKING list!And it was soooooo worth the wait. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PeregrineFalcon 0 #72 November 3, 2008 Quote Quote Quote But I'm confident my dry spell is about to end. So when it does, should we take you off the list? It's official. I am finally off this FUCKING list!And it was soooooo worth the wait. You're welcome. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PeregrineFalcon 0 #73 November 3, 2008 I'd like to put RkyMtnHigh on this list. Then I'd like to get her off the list. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #74 November 3, 2008 Quote Quote Quote But I'm confident my dry spell is about to end. So when it does, should we take you off the list? It's official. I am finally off this FUCKING list!And it was soooooo worth the wait. I am still wondering how I got on the list in the first place.DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #75 November 3, 2008 I should've been added to this list a long time ago. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
